[He can't really say he's had a lot of negatives as of late, most of it has been actually pretty okay lately. All things consider but you know, it's hell so it wasn't great either.]

They're like... [How the fuck does he explain this to someone who doesn't understand? Also how the fuck does he not know what guns are?! Okay so he draws a little picture, it's awful, and slaps it up on the screen for a minute.] They're like little things shaped like this and they shoot out bits of metal with little controlled explosions. [Basic right?] If you find any of them around, you can give them to me. I'll make sure they stay safe.

[Such a good guy~ Eventually he'll pull the paper off the camera though.]

I am real good at makin' things sound dirty. I made a whole career out of it where I'm from. [He looks so damn proud of himself, and truthfully poor little buddy it could go either way with him.]