[ Great. The only thing Riz likes less than his friends fighting is his friends fighting over romance. He stares wearily between the two of them, mouth opening and closing like a fish as he tries to accommodate Gorgug going out on dates with the lackeys of their captor into his worldview.
He's having a hard time doing this. ]
Uh.
[ And then it strikes him: Zelda is, perhaps, one of the most insecure people he's ever met. Zelda, who they've had to write text messages to as a party to avoid further misunderstandings and jealousy. Zelda, who would absolutely, positively, never view kissing robots as something that doesn't count. ]
Dude, isn't that cheating? Not cool.
[ Bros hold bros accountable. It's a sad fact of life. ]
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[ Great. The only thing Riz likes less than his friends fighting is his friends fighting over romance. He stares wearily between the two of them, mouth opening and closing like a fish as he tries to accommodate Gorgug going out on dates with the lackeys of their captor into his worldview.
He's having a hard time doing this. ]
Uh.
[ And then it strikes him: Zelda is, perhaps, one of the most insecure people he's ever met. Zelda, who they've had to write text messages to as a party to avoid further misunderstandings and jealousy. Zelda, who would absolutely, positively, never view kissing robots as something that doesn't count. ]
Dude, isn't that cheating? Not cool.
[ Bros hold bros accountable. It's a sad fact of life. ]