What?! You guys broke up? Why didn't you say anything?
[ And if they were just gonna break up, like, three months later, why the hell did Gorgug go through such great lengths to stay in contact with her while they were busy trying to save the world? There they were, taking down the Nightmare King, but Gorgug had to deal with an angry girlfriend and Kristen had to deal with an angry girlfriend and Fig --
God, he doesn't get this shit. It's always oh, it's worth it in the end, except for when it's not, because apparently high school relationships don't last forever. (He pointedly decides not to think about what this says about high school friendships either.) ]
Dang. [ He rubs at his forehead. He needs to change Gorgug's relationship status from 'clingy girlfriend' to 'cruising, apparently'. ] So. Not cheating. Um... I'm sorry, dude, that sucks?
[ He looks desperately at poor Fabian, who is now the go-between when all Fabian really wants to do is maintain his righteous indignation. Sorry, pal. He needs to know if he's supposed to be comforting Gorgug or not. ]
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[ And if they were just gonna break up, like, three months later, why the hell did Gorgug go through such great lengths to stay in contact with her while they were busy trying to save the world? There they were, taking down the Nightmare King, but Gorgug had to deal with an angry girlfriend and Kristen had to deal with an angry girlfriend and Fig --
God, he doesn't get this shit. It's always oh, it's worth it in the end, except for when it's not, because apparently high school relationships don't last forever. (He pointedly decides not to think about what this says about high school friendships either.) ]
Dang. [ He rubs at his forehead. He needs to change Gorgug's relationship status from 'clingy girlfriend' to 'cruising, apparently'. ] So. Not cheating. Um... I'm sorry, dude, that sucks?
[ He looks desperately at poor Fabian, who is now the go-between when all Fabian really wants to do is maintain his righteous indignation. Sorry, pal. He needs to know if he's supposed to be comforting Gorgug or not. ]