Wow. ( the tone sounds almost hurt. almost. but it doesn't match the grin on his face, which stays there as he raises a hand to his chest. ) Bad at my job? Ouch. I felt that one, ( patting his chest, just over his heart. ) right here.

( just before he flops down onto the spot on the couch he's cleared off, legs spread out in front of him. )

I'd draw dicks on them right above where you can reach to clean 'em off, you don't want me decorating the walls. Crossbows though - that's a good enough reason for me.