You'd only need to stand on one if you stood on me.

( rather than having to grab five other objects. and sam is so much more fun to step on. right? right. he's still sitting, but he does lean forward instead of laying against the back of the couch. )

I'll leave the ceilings dick-less, for now, but I want it noted it's not your threat of feet shoved in my face that's convinced me.