[ Excuse you, only 2 of the 5 would need stacking. Without explaining, he steps cleanly up onto the back of the couch. His feet are nearish Sam's shoulders, but he's not touching him. Just dipping his head forward to keep smirk down at Sam as he casually touches the ceiling. ]

So noted. I'm going to have questions later about why it sounds like we're entering foot fetish territory, but I am curious about what convinced you.