[Saccharinely:]

I tooooold you already, I wanted to know for science! You were the one too suspicious to believe that~

[He chuckles.]

Or maybe, too desperate to find an angle to condescend from, so you could put on this performance. Tell me, do you have any experience with community theater? Oh, or maybe ... could you secretly be a TV star?! I bet you've won a Daytime Emmy or two in your day, right?

[He gasps, suddenly, as though he's just had a flash of insight.]

Don't tell me -- is all this corpse business really just to cover up spoilers about an evil twin?!?!