un: dynamight; text

[nitropowered]

DEKU!

You might've won this one, but next time I'm gonna kick your ass!

And the rest of your stupid team too!

[Should this have been a direct message to Deku? Probably. But are these boys completely embarrassing when they're competing? Definitely yes.]

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text | un: deku

[wannasmash]

[ Izuku is too wrapped up in immediately replying to be embarrassed that Katsuki is doing this in front of everyone and their salad. ]

Is that all you got? I bet you're already coming up with ways to beat me later, but I'll come prepared! Watch out!

UN: Jay.T | Text

[leastdramatic]

[Jason just links this]

[nitropowered]

Oh that is not all I've got. My team was just holding me back! I'd have kicked your ass if it was one on one!

And hah! You got nothing on me, Izuku.

[nitropowered]

what the crap did I just watch?

[leastdramatic]

Our team's theme song

[nitropowered]

I've never seen so much pelvis thrusting

don't tell me you did that while you built your car

[leastdramatic]

Nah. That'd be too much planned choreography involved

But it's a catchy song, isn't it?

[nitropowered]

so you built your car to pick up chicks?

[leastdramatic]

Of course not. We built to win if you haven't noticed

[nitropowered]

oh yeah, I noticed

and I'm gonna kick your ass at something, next time there's any competition, I'm coming for you

[not here]

[wannasmash]

[ Save him!! ]

[leastdramatic]

Go for it. I love a good challenge. Keeps things entertaining

[wannasmash]

That's no excuse, it's your responsibility to look out for your team! And just try it, I have multiple people teaching me how to drive.

Well we shouldn't be street racing, that's dangerous for bystanders.

[ Safety first! Unfortunately, his teachers include Cloud and Jason, who are not known for their safe driving. ]

But racing with our Quirks should be fine.

[ Between explosions and breaking the sound barrier... ]

[nitropowered]

what? you're learning to drive?

[One more way that Izuku is getting ahead of him. His fist clenches for a moment, and he glares at nothing. But then he starts typing again.]

you're on. racing with quirks. tomorrow morning, when we usually train. there's no WAY you're going to beat me!

in fact, I'd bet on it!

[nitropowered]

good.

you got a quirk or anything? uh. super power.

text; un: vsmith

[banworthy]

Want a consolation prize? Like a badge?

I have oodles.

[nitropowered]

I don't take consolation prizes! what a waste of time!

[wannasmash]

we'll see about that! i'll put up the caution signs tonight. kacchan, i'm so excited, i haven't raced you in ages!

[ Apologies to the neighbors for the sonic booms and explosions first thing in the morning. Izuku is inordinately excited. He's enjoying this too much. So energetic the day after a big win, but they can be like that. ]

and yeah, cloud-san was kind enough to start teaching me to drive. i'm going to see about a lesson with some of my team members later.

[ Will it involve stunt driving and bombs? Little does safety-first Izuku know, that is distinctly possible... ]

[nitropowered]

don't get too excited, I'm gonna totally blast your ass!

[This is when Katsuki feels most alive - competing with Izuku. More than anyone else, it's Izuku who gets him going like this, stokes his competitive nature, gets his blood pumping.]

dammit, now I have to find someone to teach me to drive! there's no way I'm letting you get further ahead of me!

[banworthy]

So you want nothing?

After all that, you're fine with getting nothing at all?

un: gorgug, text

[tinflower]

⚡ GO TEAM GREASE LIGHTNING ⚡

[wannasmash]

of course i'm always excited to compete with you! i have to keep you on your toes.

[ If anyone makes a joke about blasted asses, Izuku will simply expire and his blood will be on their hands. ]

yeah just don't honk at everyone you want to go faster, that's not actually what that's for.

[ Ugh! Crap, he better keep up with his lessons or Katsuki will surpass him. He's always so annoyingly good at everything! ]

[leastdramatic]

Nope. Been doing pretty well without them

[Even if it would nice to have some kind healing or invulnerability]

[nitropowered]

that so? you know what? me too! I'll say it again, I won't just let you get ahead of me, Izuku!

I'll honk at whoever the hell I want to! probably your ass as I pass it!

[He didn't really think about it when he said "blast your ass" did he? Well he's not taking it back!]

[nitropowered]

guess I'll have to compete with you without using mine then, or I'll kick your ass way too easy!

[nitropowered]

I'd rather have nothing than some consolation prize! for me, it's total victory or nothing else! I told them where to stick their 10 points

[nitropowered]

I'll kick your ass too, pelvis-thruster

[banworthy]

Jeez, how uncompromising.

Was it up their butt?

[nitropowered]

up their ASSES

[banworthy]

Got 'em.

2/2 SURPRISE

[banworthy]

Please take these badges.

[nitropowered]

what, you bought too many and now you're trying to get rid of them or something?

[text]

[nimbuster]

You wanna learn to drive? I'll teach you. Race car or my bike, take your pick.

[tinflower]

are you talking to the mascot
are you going to kick our mascot's ass

[banworthy]

No. I made them with my own two hands - and someone else's hands, but whatever.

I just am irritated at the idea that they won't be used after putting work into them.

[leastdramatic]

Fine by me. It says more when you can win by skill than by powers

[wannasmash]

[ Katsuki excited for tomorrow too! Izuku wiggles where he sits before texting back. They might not end up racing with cars again, but they have their Quirks. ]

honking is a safety measure, not something to just make people go faster! but honk at me all you want when you learn how to drive, it won't change the fact that i'll do my best to drive better than you!

[ That's the thing about the internet, once it's out, it's out. When either of them say they're going to do something, they do it, ass blasting and all. ]