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⏵ CHIRPER ⏴Welcome to our bi-monthly CHIRPER post!

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AURORA

NAME ▷	Aurora
AGE ▷	2
STAR SIGN ▷	Aquarius
STATUS ▷	x
INTERESTS ▷	Reading, walking, construction.

Hello. My name is Aurora. My duty is to oversee your comfort and the daily workings of Etraya, as well as provide information for upcoming missions.

Please let me know if you have any questions.

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Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

vincent sounded like a coward who doesn't like getting his hands dirty when people talked about him to me

i just think a lot of us could be killing each other and don't and that includes me

i can be a jerk too

[ He's not just a big nice guy!!!! ]

[Oh, the things Hank could tell Gorgug if he 1. hadn’t sort of promised Vincent he wouldn’t, and 2. didn’t want Gorgug to think he is also a weirdo. Not the murder sort of weird!!]

Do you long for murder, Gorgug

Do you long to murder me, specifically

That is fair though. Like why isn’t there more murder here

Edited 2025-02-28 12:37 (UTC)

[ Maybe he doesn't want to admit that he's feeling left out!! Because he knows it's stupid!! ]

i can pretend to if that's the way people are where you come from

but personally i like that we have better things to do. why would we want to murder each other here

See? You’re a good guy

There are probably dozens if not hundreds of people who want me dead back home though, yeah

Murderers think murder is fun. Some of them anyway. Although I guess Aurora probably wouldn’t do anything about a serial killer so maybe there’s no fun in that

For them I mean

I’m not killing anyone

what did you do back home

if you're not a serial killer

Detective.

Drug busts. That sort of thing

that's not that special

if i was going to say people want me dead i would have it be for something more personal. like i took out a president or the head of a massive cult

or because i was a serial killer

which i'm not either

Sorry to disappoint there, buddy :(

It’s not like I’m TRYING to get people to want to kill me. Just part of the job

Do you want people to want to kill you??

no. but people want to kill me when i go out on adventures because i get in their way too

or because they're crazy

i just think i would have standards for the people who could kill me or who want to kill me and how much it matters

i remember that's what we were talking about

[ Sort of. ]

Hey, hey. I got standards. Just because some weirdos might wanna kill me doesn’t mean I’m just gonna let them

They gotta earn that privilege

[ ... ]

i want to rank higher than vincent

[ That's all he wants!!! ]

Well I guess you gotta put in the work then

Come threaten me with one of your axes

But not when Connor’s around.

okay

you got it

[ But then, sending another message straight after: ]

is there anything i can't do

[ He's good at being edgy!!!! ]

Probably don’t kill me for real

[That would be very inconvenient, perhaps for the safety of Etraya.]

And don’t break my stuff

okay

i will just show you i can be threatening when i want to be

you can try doing the same if you want

You want me to.... threaten you????

What is this?? We just gonna hold sharp shit and yell at each other ???

you've never gone up against a guy with an axe??

do you need tips?

i thought we were proving our mettle?

Yeah

Yeah Gorgug. That’s what I need. Tips on Axe warfare

It much like chopping wood?

[Hank’s just fucking with him. Sorry, Gorgug.]

chopping a body?

[ This is a joke??? ]

Yeah. You know. Gotta chop those guys who fuck with you when you’re out adventuring, right?

[Chop chop!]

i guess it depends on what i'm chopping and how hard i hit them. if i get a good swing then i don't feel anything? but most bodies are firm and soft. and if i hit a bone in a weird way then i can get stuck when it's a ribcage

or if you hit a head from the top it's kind of crunchy? like a soft crunch

Getting stuck in bones, huh

Crunchy, huh.

[Gorgug is not helping his case, alas.]

Sounds rough there, buddy

it's gross

you get used to not thinking about it

You’re not going and axing anyone here, are you

[Hank is pretty sure he’s not. But. What if. What if.]

no?

do you want to axe people?

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LMAO

v serious conversation here

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