Earth Day, huh? And here I thought we were celebrating...
[Okay, he has no idea. Good health? Another day on Etraya? It feels less hellish with Connor here, anyway.]
Jesus, Connor. How the hell did you go and get frosting in your hair, huh? You look like Sumo after he’s plopped his ass in a mud puddle.
[Albeit much more colorful mud here.]
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perfect Connor icon for the mood tbh (also LMAO @ wretched creation)
Earth Day, huh? And here I thought we were celebrating...
[Okay, he has no idea. Good health? Another day on Etraya? It feels less hellish with Connor here, anyway.]
Jesus, Connor. How the hell did you go and get frosting in your hair, huh? You look like Sumo after he’s plopped his ass in a mud puddle.
[Albeit much more colorful mud here.]