Wouldn’t tell you that even if I did.
[ …Hank says, as if enough alcohol wouldn’t make him say whatever.
Assuming he didn’t pass out beforehand, anyway. ]
Almost kissed someone. Which would’ve been a mistake. Obviously.
So you gonna pat me on the ass now for having some self-restraint, or what?
Other options:
LMAO
Wouldn’t tell you that even if I did.
[ …Hank says, as if enough alcohol wouldn’t make him say whatever.
Assuming he didn’t pass out beforehand, anyway. ]
Almost kissed someone. Which would’ve been a mistake. Obviously.
So you gonna pat me on the ass now for having some self-restraint, or what?