voice | un: vsmith

[banworthy]

Hello.

How are you all doing? [ A beat. ] Actually, you all know I don't care so let's ignore that question, hm?

So, who would like to have their fortune, romantic future, or whatever told?

I know, I know... tarot is still a [ Longer pause. ] hobby of mine, but one you get to reap the rewards of today.

Fun, right?

Comments

[banworthy]

It seems to be that way, but they do care about you, Maria.

[heavensnight]

Isn't that nice? Your party trick cares about me. [Vincent literally told her none of this meant anything before!]

[banworthy]

It is what it is, I suppose.

[ Look at him trying to be supportive to people. ]

At the very least, don't give up. [ Ugh. ]

[heavensnight]

Is Father Vincent Smith telling me there's other fish in the sea? Is this him being supportive?

[banworthy]

Yes... I'm saying that... to you...

[heavensnight]

[you know what Maria likes to do? avoid the hard truths. she'd already been asked about romance by others and she'd staunchly said she was never going to pursue it because she was afraid of the whole rejection thing.

she will not be taking the fortune's advice seriously thank you very much.

it's time to just mess with Vincent.]

Okay. Set me up with someone.

[banworthy]

Maria.

[ What. ]

I care as deeply as I can for you as I possibly could for a person... [ Because of what she is. If she was just herself, he wouldn't care at all, but -- ]

I refuse.

1/2 WAIT.

[heavensnight]

[it is so good he can't see her face because what the hell does all that mean? she knows it's because of what she is but this might just be the nicest and most...sincere? is that the word? she's ever heard Vincent be.]

Okay. Then let's you and me go on a date.

[this is not a serious request.]

2/2 it's time

[heavensnight]

Just kidding. You're not my type. I'd never so you're safe.

[rejected.]

1/2

[banworthy]

[banworthy]

You didn't even give me a chance to reject you?!

[heavensnight]

Does it matter?

[banworthy]

Yes!

[heavensnight]

But you wouldn't want me to be interested in you like that so shouldn't this make you feel better that I'm not?

[Mr. I'm-Gonna-Die-Alone???]

[banworthy]

It's beside the point... I ...

[ Strangling hand gestures, but she is a gift. So -- ]

... it's fine. It's fine. I'll reject the next person.

[heavensnight]

Do you want me to ask you so you can reject me?

[it's like a pity fuck but worse. but hey, what are besties for?]

[banworthy]

No, it's fine.

[heavensnight]

[why does it feel like she kicked a puppy?

god. fine. she's doing it anyway.]

Want to go to dinner with me? Seriously.

[THE THINGS YOU DO FOR A BESTIE.]

1/2

[banworthy]

No. I don't.

Never ask me, again.

[banworthy]

It doesn't feel the same, but --

[ The things one does!!!! ]

-- thank you.

[heavensnight]

[this feels worse than a pity fuck actually.]

While you support others, I support you.

[banworthy]

You can stop this at any time.

[heavensnight]

I made you a friendship bracelet, you know.

[she did.]

[banworthy]

[ goddamnit ]

How thoughtful. I'll graciously take your gift.

[heavensnight]

It's brown and white so it should match most of what you own.

[yeah. you gotta wear it.]