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voice | un: vsmith
Hello.
How are you all doing? [ A beat. ] Actually, you all know I don't care so let's ignore that question, hm?
So, who would like to have their fortune, romantic future, or whatever told?
I know, I know... tarot is still a [ Longer pause. ] hobby of mine, but one you get to reap the rewards of today.
Fun, right?
How are you all doing? [ A beat. ] Actually, you all know I don't care so let's ignore that question, hm?
So, who would like to have their fortune, romantic future, or whatever told?
I know, I know... tarot is still a [ Longer pause. ] hobby of mine, but one you get to reap the rewards of today.
Fun, right?
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Don’t lie to him. I don’t think he’d want you to do that.
Want you to treat him like a person. Which you say you do anyway, even if it’s just a game to you.
Why not lie to me? Said you don’t got any plans for Con, so why not just keep pretending?
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[ Obviously. ]
In the long run, it would hurt me.
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Don’t see why. I mean, I get what you’re saying. But you could’ve just gone along with it. I dunno.
When would I have ever learned about all this if you hadn’t told me, y’know? Not like you’re going around kidnapping Aurora’s little robots and turning them into blenders and fucked up necklaces.
[ Right, Vincent? RIGHT?? ]
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Who knows when you would've learned from it? But you would've seen how I treat Connor and be more upset this was my mindset since the beginning, yes?
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You said you treat him like a person ‘cause it’s amusing, or whatever. Maybe I wouldn’t have thought about it any deeper than that. I just want him to be happy.
The plating thing, though... yeah. Would rather have that back if you think he’s just a “thing.”
[ Hank was gonna be all adult and let it go, but that’s just made him sad. Angry, but sad. ]
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I'll even come over and hand it to you, how's that?
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Sure, yeah.
Make sure you wrap it up in a goddamn bow.
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Now, why are you drinking? You were just getting better.
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Oh, Jesus Christ, Vinny. You a fortune teller and a therapist?
[ And other weird things, but Hank isn’t keeping a list. ]
I drink. That’s what I do. I like it.
[ More bottles clang together. ]
It’s, y’know. Enrichment.
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[ Uh huh. ]
Do you feel enriched?
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Okay, Daddy Vinny.
[ Hank is rolling his eyes. ]
Enriched enough to talk to you even though you’ve said some real upsetting shit, yeah.
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[ That's all relationships boil down to, really. ]
Anyway, would you like to confess anything? It's me, after all... when have I ever spilled anything to anyone?
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Oh my god.
[ HANK GROANS ]
Why? You think it’ll improve your stock? Get it all unburdened?
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Otherwise, I would leave you to wallow in whatever you're wallowing.
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How ‘bout you ask me after I’ve polished off the rest of this whiskey, huh?
Lips might be looser then, you nosy fuck.
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Hank is going to regret this and I enjoy that
Nosy fuck’s actually doing what I say, huh?
What d’you want me to confess, Vinny? Think I’m hiding some weird shit?
How about I almost did. Almost did some weird shit.
How’s that?
HOORAY!!!
LMAO
Wouldn’t tell you that even if I did.
[ …Hank says, as if enough alcohol wouldn’t make him say whatever.
Assuming he didn’t pass out beforehand, anyway. ]
Almost kissed someone. Which would’ve been a mistake. Obviously.
So you gonna pat me on the ass now for having some self-restraint, or what?
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You're upset because you almost kissed someone? Why are your problems so irritating?
LMFAO I love Vincent so much
You ever loved someone, Vinny?
Something tells me no.
LMAO THANK YOU
Who cares?! Just kiss them, you obnoxious drunk!
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If you consider fifties close, then — yeah. Pretty damn close.
I care, you weirdo. Shouldn’t be surprised you’d be fine kissing random people, considering you got a thing for wearing people’s body parts round your damn neck.
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You care about what? Huh? The people next to you may be gone the next day and then you get to blubber and be sad you did nothing, hm? [ Lord who intends to set fire to the living, please save him first. ]
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So you’d rather I go ahead and make someone uncomfortable as fuck in the meantime, yeah? Just go ahead and ruin a relationship?
That the wise Vinny’s advice here?
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LFMAO
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