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voice | un: vsmith
Hello.
How are you all doing? [ A beat. ] Actually, you all know I don't care so let's ignore that question, hm?
So, who would like to have their fortune, romantic future, or whatever told?
I know, I know... tarot is still a [ Longer pause. ] hobby of mine, but one you get to reap the rewards of today.
Fun, right?
How are you all doing? [ A beat. ] Actually, you all know I don't care so let's ignore that question, hm?
So, who would like to have their fortune, romantic future, or whatever told?
I know, I know... tarot is still a [ Longer pause. ] hobby of mine, but one you get to reap the rewards of today.
Fun, right?
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How ‘bout you ask me after I’ve polished off the rest of this whiskey, huh?
Lips might be looser then, you nosy fuck.
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Hank is going to regret this and I enjoy that
Nosy fuck’s actually doing what I say, huh?
What d’you want me to confess, Vinny? Think I’m hiding some weird shit?
How about I almost did. Almost did some weird shit.
How’s that?
HOORAY!!!
LMAO
Wouldn’t tell you that even if I did.
[ …Hank says, as if enough alcohol wouldn’t make him say whatever.
Assuming he didn’t pass out beforehand, anyway. ]
Almost kissed someone. Which would’ve been a mistake. Obviously.
So you gonna pat me on the ass now for having some self-restraint, or what?
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You're upset because you almost kissed someone? Why are your problems so irritating?
LMFAO I love Vincent so much
You ever loved someone, Vinny?
Something tells me no.
LMAO THANK YOU
Who cares?! Just kiss them, you obnoxious drunk!
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If you consider fifties close, then — yeah. Pretty damn close.
I care, you weirdo. Shouldn’t be surprised you’d be fine kissing random people, considering you got a thing for wearing people’s body parts round your damn neck.
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You care about what? Huh? The people next to you may be gone the next day and then you get to blubber and be sad you did nothing, hm? [ Lord who intends to set fire to the living, please save him first. ]
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So you’d rather I go ahead and make someone uncomfortable as fuck in the meantime, yeah? Just go ahead and ruin a relationship?
That the wise Vinny’s advice here?
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Do all people treat relationships like this?
[ JESUS! He won't take his god's name in vain but he'll take someone else's. ]
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Why am I… why am I?!
Yeah. It’s me. You’re right. I’m the weird guy here.
Yes. People usually think about smacking mouths with someone before they go and do it, yeah, especially if shit is unrequited. Jesus.
You ever fall for someone, I’m gonna laugh my ass off.
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Unrequited? Were you drunk and trying to kiss them?
[ Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ]
Hank.
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I wasn’t drunk. I’m not that fucking stupid.
Do you just… think me being sober makes it okay? What the fuck is this conversation? Shit. Forget I said anything.
Gonna hold you to that “set yourself on fire” thing. I’m gonna, Vinny.
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It means -- [ Ugh! ] I no longer care about your relationship problems which sounds like emotional constipation.
I'm sorry or happy for you finding love that doesn't love you back.
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You’re the one who asked for me to do your little confession thing, so — enjoy the burden. Heh heh.
Thanks, Vin. I’ll be sure to keep you posted, since you seem to enjoy it so much.
[ Kind of a comfort to annoy Vincent like this, honestly. ]
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LFMAO
That’s what you get for calling Con a “thing,” Vinny. That’s what you get.
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