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[fourthwalled]

Mission planning in the apartment rec room in one hour.

[And before you go thinking that Deadpool is taking this seriously...]

And bring Popcorn! Bonus points if you sing along to 'Magic Dance'.

Comments

[furiousfists]

Sadly, no. I've got no talent for music or dance. I'm a wizard. But two of my friends are bards.

[fourthwalled]

That's too bad.
Not even a subclass in something more interesting?

I mean.
Wizards are great!
I'm sure you're great!

But if your friends are here, definitely bring them along.

[BARDS ARE THE BEST!]

[furiousfists]

I'm a diviner? Not sure if you would consider that interesting or not...

Only one of my bard friends is here. But I'll let him know that there's some kind of magic dance planning going on in the rec room.

i have no idea why i'm shitting on wizards i'm so sorry asdfghjkl;

[fourthwalled]

I guess that's a little better...

Nice! Thank you!

that's ok we all know they're the nerds

[furiousfists]

So glad you approve...

Out of curiosity, what would be a more acceptable school of magic to study?

[fourthwalled]

Transmutation, obviously.
Turning shit into other shit. Who doesn't like that?

[furiousfists]

Transmutation? Really?
Are you sure you're not just one of those wannabe alchemists who want to get gold out of lead?

[fourthwalled]

I mean... I wouldn't say no to some gold.

[furiousfists]

Best I can do is a gift card worth 10 gold. But in reality it would be worthless, because the store it's a gift card to isn't in this universe.

[fourthwalled]

Of course. That is how they get ya.

[furiousfists]

I suppose I could try to give you a gift card to one of the stores here, but they don't seem to take any money, so I'm not sure what the point of that would be.