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[waytodie]

[Enter: cute blonde woman on your feed. She has an vibrant energy about her.]

Helloooo! [She gives the camera a short wave. Her Russian accent shines through in her words clearly.] Some of you may already know me, but for those who don’t: I am Yelena. And given the circumstances of these “missions” [Yes, she did just make air quotes with her fingers as she said that word.] I would like to offer to anyone who wants it either—

[She ticks options off on her fingers as she goes—] A sparring partner, for people who already know how to fight OR—

Lessons for those of you who either [She lifts her hands and teeters them like a see-saw.] don’t know how, could use improvement or need to learn basic self defense.

[Her hands drop back to rest in her lap.] Anyway— I wasn’t sure if something like this has already been started sooo… let me know your thoughts, I guess?!

[Though technically a good age bracket for it, Yelena did not grow up with social media as a part of her everyday so her ending comes a little awkward and abrupt with another quick wave and an even quicker— ] Bye!

Comments

[rowd]

Formal training wasn't a thing where I grew up. We'd just break our knuckles on people's faces 'til we figured out how to throw fists without fucking ourselves up.

[waytodie]

Do you want to learn anything more formal? You're welcome to the classes, same as anyone else.

[rowd]

Can't see why not. 's not like we've got anything else to get up to.

[waytodie]

Fair enough. It will help you, to have better form and technique in your brawly-boy style. [She says it with a grin, just poking a little fun.]

[rowd]

People dig the brawly-boy style.

[waytodie]

But then you can impress them even more when you pull out a little Krav Maga they were not expecting. Good to have more techniques in hand. [She nods, like this is very serious business. And, well- to a spy, it is.]

[rowd]

Show me your moves and I'll show you mine?

[waytodie]

Sounds like a fair trade to me.

[rowd]

It's a date.

I'll see you 'round.

[waytodie]

Perfect. I will see you soon.