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[facultative]

When all those kids started making their territory I thought we were all on the same page.

So why are these assignments like this? What's the cutoff here?

I'm 21 how is that a child?

[Aurora/Eos, explain!!!]

Comments

[dangerousmind]

I'm shocked and appalled. There goes all your pocket money. Just you wait until your father gets home.

Although I'm pretty sure given the "roles" they're playing into (and the fact that my "spouse" doesn't have a job), I think I'm supposed to be the patriarch. Diversity win and all that.

[furiousfists]

For once in our lives, my "father" actually likes me. So I'm sure whatever punishment you dole out, I'll be able to convince her to relent.

[ So sorry, Anakin... You definitely didn't ask for this. ]

[dangerousmind]

I mean. Honestly I think even the most understanding of parents would probably be on my theoretical side here. You did tell me, the woman who raised you from infancy (roughly five years ago by my account), to fuck off.

Also I thought we just established that I'm the father? Do keep up.

[furiousfists]

I'm a teenager! Rebelling against my parents is what I'm supposed to do! I'm surprised it's not one of the tasks on my bingo card to be filled out for an A grade in familial bonding.

If you want to be the father so badly, go ahead. You know what I did to my last one.