un: samil | video

[rowd]

[ cw: cannibalism themes throughout! mutilation may be mentioned.. somewhere in here. ]

So I was just minding my own goddamn business earlier, right? When one of the robots handed me a letter. Luckily, I did learn how to read. 'cause I guess the rest of you went out an' had a nice party without inviting me.

( the letter gets raised up, held high enough to be legible for several moments, before sam turns it in towards himself and starts reading off of it using a really poor imitation of hannibal's accent - )

You were enjoyed by many, especially myself. Your heart made for a delectable 'tar-tar'? The fuck is that supposed to be?

Anyway. Sorry to anyone who wasn't plannin' on eating people. Considering he fed me to myself, I doubt he mentioned it. I'd recommend staying the hell away from his place, especially considering how fucked it's gonna be once I'm done with it.

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[messenger]

[ even through a video feed, castiel's stare is unwavering. ]

I see.

[ they must be different. that's the only explanation. ]

It wasn't mine. [ it's said matter of factly, as though that wasn't already obvious. but that aside, ] And I didn't stay for dinner.

[rowd]

Damn. And here I was hoping to know if I was tasty or not.

[messenger]

I liked the prosciutto.

[rowd]

Oh, good. At least I was dead and delicious.

[messenger]

You're not dead now, though.

[ he would feel a lot worse about all this if he was.

hannibal is as much a monster as a human can be, but what are they going to do about it in a world where death doesn't stick? ]

Do you have a plan for how you're going to deal with him?

[rowd]

I was planning on taking off his limbs. Seeing how he likes it.

[messenger]

[ hmmm. ]

I wonder how long you can keep him that way.

[ if only he could be killed permanently. castiel doesn't especially like the idea of someone so dangerous running around with free reign. ]

[rowd]

Dunno. Thought it might be fun to find out.

( or at least, it might make him feel better about what happened. )

[messenger]

Useful, too. He'll be less of a threat without limbs.

[rowd]

If we try real hard, maybe we can remove all of his limbs without him dying.

[messenger]

It's less difficult than you'd imagine.

[rowd]

Then you do it.

[messenger]

No.

[rowd]

So you're an angel. And a guy ate another guy, fed him to a bunch of other people, and you're just gonna let it go?

[messenger]

If you're asking for help, I'll do what I can. But I'm not doing it in your stead.

[ if samil were human, he might. but samil's not human.

castiel is, however, worried about hannibal's presence here. ]

[rowd]

I'm not gonna send some guy off to do my shit for me.

( does he look like an invalid to you, man. )

I said I would, an' I meant it.

[messenger]

Okay.

Good luck. I hope we can eventually find a permanent solution.

[rowd]

Or, we just kill him. Over and over again.

[messenger]

Is that practical?

[rowd]

Who said we had to be practical?

[messenger]

I'd prefer it if he wasn't given the opportunity to hurt more people.

[rowd]

Then you do it.

[messenger]

[ there's a pause, and then the connection is cut. ]