un: samil | video

[rowd]

[ cw: cannibalism themes throughout! mutilation may be mentioned.. somewhere in here. ]

So I was just minding my own goddamn business earlier, right? When one of the robots handed me a letter. Luckily, I did learn how to read. 'cause I guess the rest of you went out an' had a nice party without inviting me.

( the letter gets raised up, held high enough to be legible for several moments, before sam turns it in towards himself and starts reading off of it using a really poor imitation of hannibal's accent - )

You were enjoyed by many, especially myself. Your heart made for a delectable 'tar-tar'? The fuck is that supposed to be?

Anyway. Sorry to anyone who wasn't plannin' on eating people. Considering he fed me to myself, I doubt he mentioned it. I'd recommend staying the hell away from his place, especially considering how fucked it's gonna be once I'm done with it.

Comments

[venatoris]

You're saying someone ate you? And somehow fed you to yourself?

[rowd]

Guy took off an arm and a leg and sat me at his dinner table. Y'know, like that's a completely normal thing to do. And then offered me dessert.

So, yeah.

[venatoris]

[ god he can’t… stop himself.. ]

So what you’re saying is Hannibal is an actual cannibal?

lmfao

[rowd]

Y'know, I hadn't known his name earlier. But damn. Ain't that funny.

he's a nuisance

[venatoris]

I've met him before, been a while. Thankfully didn't end up on the menu.

[ a pause. ]

How the hell are you still around, anyway? You said he fed people your heart?

[rowd]

I died. Then came back?

[venatoris]

How'd you come back? First I've heard of this. Not a zombie, are you?

[rowd]

People don't stay dead here. I don't know why, or how. You'd have to ask Aurora.