un: samil | video

[rowd]

[ cw: cannibalism themes throughout! mutilation may be mentioned.. somewhere in here. ]

So I was just minding my own goddamn business earlier, right? When one of the robots handed me a letter. Luckily, I did learn how to read. 'cause I guess the rest of you went out an' had a nice party without inviting me.

( the letter gets raised up, held high enough to be legible for several moments, before sam turns it in towards himself and starts reading off of it using a really poor imitation of hannibal's accent - )

You were enjoyed by many, especially myself. Your heart made for a delectable 'tar-tar'? The fuck is that supposed to be?

Anyway. Sorry to anyone who wasn't plannin' on eating people. Considering he fed me to myself, I doubt he mentioned it. I'd recommend staying the hell away from his place, especially considering how fucked it's gonna be once I'm done with it.

Comments

[bookofpowers]

That's... Really concerning. Are you his first victim? Has he attacked anyone further?

Hardly changes what I said.

(no, no, heartless main is relatable.)

[rowd]

Dunno. I figured if there was someone else, they would've said something before now.

[bookofpowers]

That cocky?

[rowd]

I feel like most people wouldn't brush over being murdered.

[bookofpowers]

I meant the man who ate you, apologies, I misread you.

You'd be surprised.

[rowd]

Yeah, I mean - maybe he was cocky, but why would anyone else just let him get away with slicing and dicing 'em?

[bookofpowers]

Someone who can't really do anything about it.

Either way. I hope you... Get what you need.

[rowd]

I'm alright.

( or as alright as one can be, considering the circumstances. point being: )

Just figured I'd give everyone else a heads up about how fucked he is.

[bookofpowers]

Is he the only one? Anyone else?

[rowd]

He's the only one I know of, at least.