un: samil | video

[rowd]

[ cw: cannibalism themes throughout! mutilation may be mentioned.. somewhere in here. ]

So I was just minding my own goddamn business earlier, right? When one of the robots handed me a letter. Luckily, I did learn how to read. 'cause I guess the rest of you went out an' had a nice party without inviting me.

( the letter gets raised up, held high enough to be legible for several moments, before sam turns it in towards himself and starts reading off of it using a really poor imitation of hannibal's accent - )

You were enjoyed by many, especially myself. Your heart made for a delectable 'tar-tar'? The fuck is that supposed to be?

Anyway. Sorry to anyone who wasn't plannin' on eating people. Considering he fed me to myself, I doubt he mentioned it. I'd recommend staying the hell away from his place, especially considering how fucked it's gonna be once I'm done with it.

Comments

[ingestion]

you weren't stupid, I'm sure he took you by surprise. just be careful this time.

[rowd]

nah. i was stupid
i generally try not to hurt people, for obvious reasons
and i figured maybe i'd just startled him into stabbing me
always remember: if someone stabs you, stab them back

[ingestion]

I'll make sure to keep that in mind.

I'm Heather by the way, and I'm sorry....I was at that party and well...you know.

[rowd]

unless he told you, it wasn't your fault

[ingestion]

I know...I just want you to know that too. be careful and best of luck.

[rowd]

thanks
don't eat strange shit people try and feed you anymore