un: samil | video

[rowd]

[ cw: cannibalism themes throughout! mutilation may be mentioned.. somewhere in here. ]

So I was just minding my own goddamn business earlier, right? When one of the robots handed me a letter. Luckily, I did learn how to read. 'cause I guess the rest of you went out an' had a nice party without inviting me.

( the letter gets raised up, held high enough to be legible for several moments, before sam turns it in towards himself and starts reading off of it using a really poor imitation of hannibal's accent - )

You were enjoyed by many, especially myself. Your heart made for a delectable 'tar-tar'? The fuck is that supposed to be?

Anyway. Sorry to anyone who wasn't plannin' on eating people. Considering he fed me to myself, I doubt he mentioned it. I'd recommend staying the hell away from his place, especially considering how fucked it's gonna be once I'm done with it.

Comments

[banworthy]

[ Ugh. ]

Great.

... can I ask a question that may seem questing but is earnest?

[rowd]

Can I tell you to go to hell if it's stupid?

[banworthy]

Sure.

[rowd]

Then go for it.

[banworthy]

How's your faith?

[rowd]

Nonexistent.

[banworthy]

I see.

... Glad you didn't think it was a stupid question.

[rowd]

I didn't say I didn't think it was stupid. But it was one that was easy to answer.

[banworthy]

Is it one you've heard before?

[rowd]

A few times, yeah.

[banworthy]

Suppose anyone would be a little curious.