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un: samil | video
[ cw: cannibalism themes throughout! mutilation may be mentioned.. somewhere in here. ]
So I was just minding my own goddamn business earlier, right? When one of the robots handed me a letter. Luckily, I did learn how to read. 'cause I guess the rest of you went out an' had a nice party without inviting me.
( the letter gets raised up, held high enough to be legible for several moments, before sam turns it in towards himself and starts reading off of it using a really poor imitation of hannibal's accent - )
You were enjoyed by many, especially myself. Your heart made for a delectable 'tar-tar'? The fuck is that supposed to be?
Anyway. Sorry to anyone who wasn't plannin' on eating people. Considering he fed me to myself, I doubt he mentioned it. I'd recommend staying the hell away from his place, especially considering how fucked it's gonna be once I'm done with it.
So I was just minding my own goddamn business earlier, right? When one of the robots handed me a letter. Luckily, I did learn how to read. 'cause I guess the rest of you went out an' had a nice party without inviting me.
( the letter gets raised up, held high enough to be legible for several moments, before sam turns it in towards himself and starts reading off of it using a really poor imitation of hannibal's accent - )
You were enjoyed by many, especially myself. Your heart made for a delectable 'tar-tar'? The fuck is that supposed to be?
Anyway. Sorry to anyone who wasn't plannin' on eating people. Considering he fed me to myself, I doubt he mentioned it. I'd recommend staying the hell away from his place, especially considering how fucked it's gonna be once I'm done with it.
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( tim is very bendy. which would be impressive, if sam hadn't already seen him in action. and while tim's working hard to try to keep himself from falling over, sam is - doing the opposite.
he's dragging tim closer, careful not to bend him to the point of hurting him, but pulling tim in closer as he moves up, to try and press an easy, gentle kiss to the corner of his lips. )
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Craning his head forward to accept the kiss pushes the lean a degree too far, and gravity overcomes the friction. Tim topples forward and down - true to his word, there's not enough space for him to get control of the fall. Barely enough time to make sure he doesn't land on anything important. ]