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[pethetic]

Hey

Does anyone know where I can get a guitar

Or a bass or a fucking ukelele whatever I don’t really care as long it’s in the same family, but I prefer guitar. I just need something to do besides draw and compose or else my brain is going to break in half like a dusty twig and it’s already half way there

Oh and inanimates are fine too, thanks

Comments

[mostdangerousbird]

You put guts inside a guitar? As in ... the innards of a person and or animal?

[pethetic]

NO!! no no no

They’re like…. formed together. Im pretty sure mine was grown inside of the guitars body for example!! Dont get me wrong, the ruling species are a bunch of evil monsters who wouldnt be against doing something like that im sure but otherwise thatd be so much work and wasted resources probably……

[mostdangerousbird]

But WHY does a guitar need guts?

[pethetic]

[...???

???!]

To.....live???

I dunno man Im not a product bioengineer im just a musician !

[Till may not be aware he lowkey just called himself an idiot, but. well.]

[mostdangerousbird]

I'm not used to guitars being alive...