un: fiveinone | text

[sophielicious]

this is sophie cuckoo. yes, that is my actual name, no, i don't mind it, and if you hear five-in-one, or one-in-five, that's me, too.

in this weird place full of brainless bots, don't you guys miss a little, ugh, sense of community and culture? i'm going to commandeer a building in Nova City to get that fixed.

i need volunteers. can you cook? you're in, we're making food for all the losers who can't cook (i'm included, don't @ me) in this place. can you offer literally anything, even if you think it's small and lame? you're also in. you want to teach? fine.

just tell me, and we'll get that going.

P.S.: shut up. you know who you are.