un: fiveinone | text

[sophielicious]

this is sophie cuckoo. yes, that is my actual name, no, i don't mind it, and if you hear five-in-one, or one-in-five, that's me, too.

in this weird place full of brainless bots, don't you guys miss a little, ugh, sense of community and culture? i'm going to commandeer a building in Nova City to get that fixed.

i need volunteers. can you cook? you're in, we're making food for all the losers who can't cook (i'm included, don't @ me) in this place. can you offer literally anything, even if you think it's small and lame? you're also in. you want to teach? fine.

just tell me, and we'll get that going.

P.S.: shut up. you know who you are.

Comments

text | un: cc

[bubblegumheart]

Hi Sophie! I'm Chrissy. I can cook and bake and I'm willing to help out as much or as little as you need. I'm also willing to teach people if they want to learn, but I've never done that before.

[sophielicious]

oh, hey, girl. i'm thinking we could put together a monthly menu or something. do you think that'd be too much work?

and what's your level of patience, because some people might be really bad at following instructions or paying attention

(It's her, she's the problem!)

[bubblegumheart]

I think that would be simple enough. We'd have to figure out what kinds of things people like to eat and what kinds of things they can't have and go from there.

I used to babysit after school and during the summer, so I suppose I'm fairly patient.

un: shigeru (text)

[mysophobic]

I think that's a wonderful idea. I can help with the cooking aspect and teach people how to do it!

I was sort of a professor/assistant at a college...once?? So I think I'm pretty good at helping out in regards to that.

[sophielicious]

why '....once???', that gave me bad vibes there

okay, two cooks down.

[mysophobic]

Oh! It was nothing bad! I was just...undercover for a covert ops mission?? [ Shigeru why are you so unsure about this?! ]

But yes! I'm really good a cooking and drawing if you need decorations too!

text | @serenity

[strumpet]

is there a particular reason you’re looking for cooks?

[sophielicious]

who doesn't like food? i bet i am not the only person who can't cook in this place.

[strumpet]

that's true, I was just wondering if an event was going on or anything special. I can cook a bit, is there a specific style of food you're into?

text, un: firefist

[donfire]

I can grill! Any kind of meat, some kinds of veggies.

What kind of building are you planning to get?

[sophielicious]

one more cook down. you guys can take some turns, and boy, wish i'd know that a while back because we had a barbecue and half the meat was coal

well, i'm still checking on that. from my readings that place is pretty damn empty, so i'm gonna say it's all up for grabs.

un: skullwing

[crimsonsphere]

You know, if you didn't make a big deal out of it, nobody'd even notice. [source: name is paine. but anyway.] So this is what, feeding people and having classes? Sounds like a good a way as any to spend time.

[sophielicious]

doy if i put it out there, it's because it happened.

or conversation rounds, or some other activity, yep.

text; un: traveler

[ascendingstar]

I've been told I'm a pretty decent cook.

There's nothing wrong with not being able to cook, by the way.

[sophielicious]

the way it's going, i'll have a cook for each day of the week.

also i'm framing this

Text | un: pikohammerhero

[pricklybloom]

Hi! My name's Amy Rose. I'm pretty new here, but I'd love to help. I'm pretty good at cooking, but I'm better at baking if that works.

[sophielicious]

very nice name.

i'm new here too so it's whatever. baking might be better, we got a LOT of cooks

un: chuwenshan

[nobraincell]

I can do heavy lifting.
Is that helpful?

[sophielicious]

can you teach others

also proof

[Video; UN: swordcandy]

[cultivatingsin]

What's the point? You just want to make everyone feel warm and fuzzy inside? I guess that's nice considering they'll probably all die soon.

[Optimist? Nope, never heard of one.]

[sophielicious]

i didn't ask for input on the point or reasoning so you can keep your short-dicked opinion to yourself.

text; un: piltoversfinest (500 years later sorry for the wait 😞)

[clavesregni]

I'd hardly consider myself a cook, I'm afraid.

[There are like three or four ovens in her big fancy mansion kitchen and she didn't even know how to turn any of them on before ending up here.]

I'm quite skilled with a rifle, though. If anyone's looking for weapons training, I could teach them.

[sophielicious]

little question, how important has that been here asking just out of curiousity

un: SquirrelPower

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

This is an awesome idea! I love the whole community centre idea. I can help out with heavy lifting and construction! I used to teach basic programming workshops back home, idk how helpful that would be here without computers. Oh, and I can teach people Squirrelese if I make up some flash cards!

[sophielicious]

great because i don't want to do heavy lifting OR construction. also it might? have you offered aurora?

.... squirrelese?