un: fiveinone | text

[sophielicious]

this is sophie cuckoo. yes, that is my actual name, no, i don't mind it, and if you hear five-in-one, or one-in-five, that's me, too.

in this weird place full of brainless bots, don't you guys miss a little, ugh, sense of community and culture? i'm going to commandeer a building in Nova City to get that fixed.

i need volunteers. can you cook? you're in, we're making food for all the losers who can't cook (i'm included, don't @ me) in this place. can you offer literally anything, even if you think it's small and lame? you're also in. you want to teach? fine.

just tell me, and we'll get that going.

P.S.: shut up. you know who you are.

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[bubblegumheart]

Hi Sophie! I'm Chrissy. I can cook and bake and I'm willing to help out as much or as little as you need. I'm also willing to teach people if they want to learn, but I've never done that before.

[sophielicious]

oh, hey, girl. i'm thinking we could put together a monthly menu or something. do you think that'd be too much work?

and what's your level of patience, because some people might be really bad at following instructions or paying attention

(It's her, she's the problem!)

[bubblegumheart]

I think that would be simple enough. We'd have to figure out what kinds of things people like to eat and what kinds of things they can't have and go from there.

I used to babysit after school and during the summer, so I suppose I'm fairly patient.

un: shigeru (text)

[mysophobic]

I think that's a wonderful idea. I can help with the cooking aspect and teach people how to do it!

I was sort of a professor/assistant at a college...once?? So I think I'm pretty good at helping out in regards to that.

[sophielicious]

we have to wait and see if anyone is going to be on cook duty, because otherwise, we'd have to cut the meals from every day to every other day.

good, you're gonna need it.

[sophielicious]

why '....once???', that gave me bad vibes there

okay, two cooks down.

[bubblegumheart]

Well, we could always just tell people that if they want daily meals, they might have to help out sometimes. Food is a pretty decent motivator.

[At it least, it always was with the kids she sat for.]

That sounds a little ominous, but honestly I'm more curious than worried.

[sophielicious]

the idea is for everyone to pitch in, but i don't think everyone is going to go cooking.

good. keep that attitude and you'll be fine.

text | @serenity

[strumpet]

is there a particular reason you’re looking for cooks?

[bubblegumheart]

I hope not, or else we'd have to work in shifts.

I try to keep that attitude in general.

text, un: firefist

[donfire]

I can grill! Any kind of meat, some kinds of veggies.

What kind of building are you planning to get?

[sophielicious]

one more cook down. you guys can take some turns, and boy, wish i'd know that a while back because we had a barbecue and half the meat was coal

well, i'm still checking on that. from my readings that place is pretty damn empty, so i'm gonna say it's all up for grabs.

[sophielicious]

hows that a problem?

(Someone has never really had a JOB.)

then there you go. you're okay.

[sophielicious]

who doesn't like food? i bet i am not the only person who can't cook in this place.

[donfire]

Coal isn't that tasty! I will make sure you end up with good meats!

Even if a place is empty you gotta make sure to check it yourself!

[sophielicious]

are you like fucking kidding me coal tastes horrible

i already have.

un: skullwing

[crimsonsphere]

You know, if you didn't make a big deal out of it, nobody'd even notice. [source: name is paine. but anyway.] So this is what, feeding people and having classes? Sounds like a good a way as any to spend time.

[sophielicious]

doy if i put it out there, it's because it happened.

or conversation rounds, or some other activity, yep.

[crimsonsphere]

Fair point.

How about photography? I've been teaching myself how to use a camera and I've found a few more here and there.

[she has been scouring the city for cameras and notebooks]

[sophielicious]

like a photography class or a photography contest? that would be fun.

p.s. im a great model.

text; un: traveler

[ascendingstar]

I've been told I'm a pretty decent cook.

There's nothing wrong with not being able to cook, by the way.

[sophielicious]

the way it's going, i'll have a cook for each day of the week.

also i'm framing this

Text | un: pikohammerhero

[pricklybloom]

Hi! My name's Amy Rose. I'm pretty new here, but I'd love to help. I'm pretty good at cooking, but I'm better at baking if that works.

[bubblegumheart]

Oh, that was my attempt at making a joke but I guess it sounded better in my head.

[Not that Chrissy has ever had a job job.]

What else were you looking for volunteers for, just out of curiosity?

[crimsonsphere]

Yeah. It's a good way to spend your time.

[...It's important to document things. To make a record, to keep a record... and to see what other people think is important enough to capture in photos. To see what they see, without having to ask invasive questions.]

Oh really?