un: fiveinone | text

[sophielicious]

this is sophie cuckoo. yes, that is my actual name, no, i don't mind it, and if you hear five-in-one, or one-in-five, that's me, too.

in this weird place full of brainless bots, don't you guys miss a little, ugh, sense of community and culture? i'm going to commandeer a building in Nova City to get that fixed.

i need volunteers. can you cook? you're in, we're making food for all the losers who can't cook (i'm included, don't @ me) in this place. can you offer literally anything, even if you think it's small and lame? you're also in. you want to teach? fine.

just tell me, and we'll get that going.

P.S.: shut up. you know who you are.

Comments

text | un: cc

[bubblegumheart]

Hi Sophie! I'm Chrissy. I can cook and bake and I'm willing to help out as much or as little as you need. I'm also willing to teach people if they want to learn, but I've never done that before.

un: shigeru (text)

[mysophobic]

I think that's a wonderful idea. I can help with the cooking aspect and teach people how to do it!

I was sort of a professor/assistant at a college...once?? So I think I'm pretty good at helping out in regards to that.

text | @serenity

[strumpet]

is there a particular reason you’re looking for cooks?

text, un: firefist

[donfire]

I can grill! Any kind of meat, some kinds of veggies.

What kind of building are you planning to get?

un: skullwing

[crimsonsphere]

You know, if you didn't make a big deal out of it, nobody'd even notice. [source: name is paine. but anyway.] So this is what, feeding people and having classes? Sounds like a good a way as any to spend time.

text; un: traveler

[ascendingstar]

I've been told I'm a pretty decent cook.

There's nothing wrong with not being able to cook, by the way.

Text | un: pikohammerhero

[pricklybloom]

Hi! My name's Amy Rose. I'm pretty new here, but I'd love to help. I'm pretty good at cooking, but I'm better at baking if that works.

un: chuwenshan

[nobraincell]

I can do heavy lifting.
Is that helpful?

[Video; UN: swordcandy]

[cultivatingsin]

What's the point? You just want to make everyone feel warm and fuzzy inside? I guess that's nice considering they'll probably all die soon.

[Optimist? Nope, never heard of one.]

text; un: piltoversfinest (500 years later sorry for the wait 😞)

[clavesregni]

I'd hardly consider myself a cook, I'm afraid.

[There are like three or four ovens in her big fancy mansion kitchen and she didn't even know how to turn any of them on before ending up here.]

I'm quite skilled with a rifle, though. If anyone's looking for weapons training, I could teach them.

un: SquirrelPower

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

This is an awesome idea! I love the whole community centre idea. I can help out with heavy lifting and construction! I used to teach basic programming workshops back home, idk how helpful that would be here without computers. Oh, and I can teach people Squirrelese if I make up some flash cards!