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[sophielicious]

this is sophie cuckoo. yes, that is my actual name, no, i don't mind it, and if you hear five-in-one, or one-in-five, that's me, too.

in this weird place full of brainless bots, don't you guys miss a little, ugh, sense of community and culture? i'm going to commandeer a building in Nova City to get that fixed.

i need volunteers. can you cook? you're in, we're making food for all the losers who can't cook (i'm included, don't @ me) in this place. can you offer literally anything, even if you think it's small and lame? you're also in. you want to teach? fine.

just tell me, and we'll get that going.

P.S.: shut up. you know who you are.

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[sophielicious]

we have to wait and see if anyone is going to be on cook duty, because otherwise, we'd have to cut the meals from every day to every other day.

good, you're gonna need it.

[bubblegumheart]

Well, we could always just tell people that if they want daily meals, they might have to help out sometimes. Food is a pretty decent motivator.

[At it least, it always was with the kids she sat for.]

That sounds a little ominous, but honestly I'm more curious than worried.

[sophielicious]

the idea is for everyone to pitch in, but i don't think everyone is going to go cooking.

good. keep that attitude and you'll be fine.

[bubblegumheart]

I hope not, or else we'd have to work in shifts.

I try to keep that attitude in general.

[sophielicious]

hows that a problem?

(Someone has never really had a JOB.)

then there you go. you're okay.

[bubblegumheart]

Oh, that was my attempt at making a joke but I guess it sounded better in my head.

[Not that Chrissy has ever had a job job.]

What else were you looking for volunteers for, just out of curiosity?

[sophielicious]

yeah i def didn't get it, babe.

i guess food is obviously the most community-driven thing, but i guess there are people in here who are real small. maybe some mentoring or guidance for those. honestly this idea is much more for everyone else than me. whatever you wanna do to give a hand around would work

[bubblegumheart]

Oops.

I get it. Cooking seems like the most obvious thing I can contribute, unless you're looking for someone to talk way too much about books. I'm sure there's something else I can contribute, but I'll have to think about it and get back to you!

[sophielicious]

not my thing. i'm more of a watch chick flicks with a bucket of popcorn type of girl. or going out.

yeah. we do have a lot of cooks, so i guess you can help me check what everyone needs so i can take care of it.

[bubblegumheart]

Movies are fun too. I used to go to the mall all the time with my friends. Before it burned down.

I can do that! [She's good at making lists, if nothing else.]

What about what you need?

[sophielicious]

maybe we could do a marathon when there's nothing happening.

what do you mean what i need

[bubblegumheart]

That sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe I can try to find out what kind of movies people like too!

I thought it was a pretty straight-forward question.

[sophielicious]

i'll leave that in your capable hands or else everyone's gonna watch legally blonde and i don't wanna hear about it

need from what to what though? i'm fine.

[bubblegumheart]

I've never seen Legally Blonde so that would be fine with me, but I doubt everyone would feel the same.

[She hasn't seen (or watched, etc.) much of anything after 1986, though, so maybe she's not the best person to ask.]

Are you saying there isn't a single thing you need?

[sophielicious]

that's like, the saddest thing i have ever heard. where are you?

(That she would admit out loud? Or that a complete stranger would get?)

nope. i'm gucci.

[bubblegumheart]

Well, it came out after 1986, didn't it? Right now? I'm in my apartment.

[No she's not going to elaborate on that first statement.]

Alrighty, if you're sure. ♡

[sophielicious]

coming.