The problem is if we leave you unchecked, you're going to join stage crew and go to some ivy league school and join the a capella group.

[ Every example is said as if he's condemning Billy to a lifetime of disappointment. Which he is. If it happens. Tommy doesn't think it will, in the end, for any version of Billy. ]

It's not. Off base, I mean. The apartments they give us have like nothing in them. Unless you're washing your jocks in the sink every night, you have to go "shopping". More like shoplifting 'cause there's no money. But next time, ask for what you want. If you try to come at it sideways - to, what, trick me into going shopping? You just seem crooked.