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UN: LethalProtector | Video
—course this is us, man. We did this. Oh my God, how the hell did we do this? ...Now? We're live now??
( featuring a very frazzled-looking eddie brock with an egg-totting baby björn strapped to his chest and an absolute fuckload of baby chicks chirping behind him. who is he talking to? don't worry about it. now that he's certain that he's got the camera rolling, he's talking to you, the audience. )
Hey, yeah, uh—
( nope, he didn't script this out. )
I'm pretty sure there are chickens now. Here. In this place. Our— My chickens. Sorta. Like, not really mine, but... they came from my world. I think. Like, I think I brought them here.
( there's so much going on this holiday season, man. )
If you find one of these little guys, you can... I mean, you can keep it, if you want. They're sorta turning up everywhere.
But you can bring it back here.
( no, he doesn't know what he's going to do with three hundred baby chickens, but one problem at a time. )
( featuring a very frazzled-looking eddie brock with an egg-totting baby björn strapped to his chest and an absolute fuckload of baby chicks chirping behind him. who is he talking to? don't worry about it. now that he's certain that he's got the camera rolling, he's talking to you, the audience. )
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Hey, yeah, uh—
( nope, he didn't script this out. )
I'm pretty sure there are chickens now. Here. In this place. Our— My chickens. Sorta. Like, not really mine, but... they came from my world. I think. Like, I think I brought them here.
( there's so much going on this holiday season, man. )
If you find one of these little guys, you can... I mean, you can keep it, if you want. They're sorta turning up everywhere.
But you can bring it back here.
( no, he doesn't know what he's going to do with three hundred baby chickens, but one problem at a time. )
video. @wild.flower
[ On her end, Rosie has a couple of chicks. They'd heard her singing and come to investigate, which- It was cute. They're cute! ]
If you want, I think they like music? So I can, like, try and corral more for you that way. I'll keep one - why not? - and take care of it.
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( he's... stunned, but pleasantly stunned. )
You know, I thought that only worked in the movies. But, hey, yeah, if you've got the golden voice, have at it. I don't think I've got that.
Like, at all.
I got kicked out of a karaoke bar, once. And karaoke takes anyone.
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Me too, actually? But turns out: animals really do like music!
[ Or at least the noise makes them curious enough to wander over and see what's up. Maybe the rest is just feeling something familiar in Rosie since she's, y'know, part wolf lady. ]
Wow, yeah- You must have been impressively bad. Like, that's a skill in and of itself I'd say.