UN: LethalProtector | Video

[decodex]

—course this is us, man. We did this. Oh my God, how the hell did we do this? ...Now? We're live now??

( featuring a very frazzled-looking eddie brock with an egg-totting baby björn strapped to his chest and an absolute fuckload of baby chicks chirping behind him. who is he talking to? don't worry about it. now that he's certain that he's got the camera rolling, he's talking to you, the audience. )

Hey, yeah, uh—

( nope, he didn't script this out. )

I'm pretty sure there are chickens now. Here. In this place. Our— My chickens. Sorta. Like, not really mine, but... they came from my world. I think. Like, I think I brought them here.

( there's so much going on this holiday season, man. )

If you find one of these little guys, you can... I mean, you can keep it, if you want. They're sorta turning up everywhere.

But you can bring it back here.

( no, he doesn't know what he's going to do with three hundred baby chickens, but one problem at a time. )

Comments

[messenger]

Are there any adults?

[decodex]

No, I don't think so.

They all look pretty small...

[messenger]

Without warmth from a hen, the cold will kill them in this weather.

[decodex]

Alright, then... I guess we're keeping them.

[messenger]

If you're lucky, you'll find someone with farming experience who can help.