[Hmm. He's only really familiar with pirates from media, honestly; the Port Mafia very occasionally has trouble with piracy in its business ventures, of course, but it's rare enough that Dazai himself has never been called upon to deal with such an incident.]

Ohh? What's it like, do you really tend to have parrots and peg legs?? Do you say things like "arr matey" and "avast", or are those merely stereotypes?