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text; un: appleaday
goooood morning, etraya ♥
[does it even count as morning, the timestamp reads 4:27 am, what the fuck dazai.]
it's come to my attention that tatianna-san's last quest before the eggs was never actually completed! it seems like a shame to let all our hard work go to waste [those were some top-tier lies he came up with, alright, some of his best efforts!] so i was thinking it might be helpful to come up with a questionnaire to hit the ground running (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و
you can answer as many or few as you like, and remember: no pressure to be honest! we're aiming for gossip, after all~
[does it even count as morning, the timestamp reads 4:27 am, what the fuck dazai.]
it's come to my attention that tatianna-san's last quest before the eggs was never actually completed! it seems like a shame to let all our hard work go to waste [those were some top-tier lies he came up with, alright, some of his best efforts!] so i was thinking it might be helpful to come up with a questionnaire to hit the ground running (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و
you can answer as many or few as you like, and remember: no pressure to be honest! we're aiming for gossip, after all~
1. do you like pineapple on pizza?
2. define 'sandwich'
3. has being here affected your powers in any way?
4. how do you pronounce gif?
5. would you confess your love with a boombox and cue cards like in love actually?
6. are you or anyone you know here dead in your own world? how can you be sure?
7. would you lick a doorknob in a public bathroom for a million dollars?
8. do you truly believe our worlds are in danger, or that echo will save any of them?
9. who's the hottest person in etraya?
10. if your world was to be destroyed but you could spend one last day there, what would you do?
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[He's not interested in answering any questions until he knows what the hell this guy is talking about. Also ignore the fact he is also up at 4:30am, it's not important.]
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hey now, it's very rude to come in here and just ask your own questions, you know!!
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A reasonable exchange.
[It's tough being new...]
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text; un: metrop_lois
2. Something edible between two slices of bread. Now what kind of sandwich is a whole different adventure.
3. Who knows~.
4. I am not getting into this again.
5. Absolutely.
6. Well generally it's very ease to discern a dead person from a not-dead person.
7. Sure. You never said I couldn't cover it with something first.
8. Nothing is certain but I'd rather try than not try. I'm not exactly losing out by trying here.
9. Me obviously.
10. Eat ramen on the roof of the Daily Planet with the people I love.
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1. do report back with your findings, adventurous friend! ♥
2. only bread? what about an ice cream sandwich? are cookies bread?
3. ooh, mysterious! i appreciate that in a person~
4. :(
5. oh my. do you have your eye on anyone special here?
6. generally! but this world has a habit of making matters more complicated, you see. i've met at least two individuals who distinctly recall having died back home, and a third who was murdered here and came back to life.
7. got me there! for the sake of argument, though, would you still do it without the cover?
8. allow me to rephrase the question, then. do you believe echo's intentions are genuinely benevolent, or at least harmless?
9. points for being bold and confident! but i am afraid i'm contractually obligated to insist on a picture. the universal hot or not rules demand it.
10. intriguing choice for a last meal! what's the daily planet?
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1. Not bad! The pineapple goes pretty well with the ham and the tomato sauce to be honest. But you're also talking to someone who has had pineapple grilled soooo.
2. Okay amend that, I wasn't thinking of desserts. I mean cookies are made out of nearly the same stuff as bread, just no yeast. I think?
3. Good on you for appreciating a good mystery! I usually like solving them but now and then it's nice to leave one or two unsolved, like this one~.
4. [No seriously, she's skipping this one. Someone in the office is bound to pronounce this with a 'j'.]
5. Unfortunately no. Now bring my boyfriend here and we'll talk.
6. Terrific, that's EXACTLY what I wanted to start worrying about. Personally I'm not dead and I can think of more people I want alive than dead though.
7. Absolutely not. Money definitely helps but I'm not getting some disease for it.
8. I don't exactly BELIEVE it but that's mostly because it hasn't given me proof. I'm a skeptic at heart you see. To be fair though I'm not sure what kind of proof I would need to believe it either. I've met benevolent robots before but their actions were proof in my eyes. A little naive and trusting maybe but someone I trust a lot trusted them too.
9. [Insert picture here.]
10. It's where I work ... or worked anyhow. The building is already here but it's kind of big for just me to roam around in.
sorry for the delay!
no worries!
un: castiel | text
How did you learn that the last mission wasn't completed?
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i asked her, of course
one has to follow up on payment in situations like this, after all
at any rate, i understand you've been away from earth for 2000 years but the fact that you've been back among us for months now without having had pizza or watched love actually is a travesty and cannot be allowed to stand
we're doing movie night, whereupon you will deliver your official opinion on whether pineapple as a pizza topping is blasphemy or not
[this is not a request.]
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I've eaten pizza. But pineapple isn't a blasphemy in any state.
"Love" is a movie?
[ when you don't use any punctuation at all, things become that much more confusing! ]
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un: chuwenshan
2. If you tell me it's a sandwich it's probably a sandwich
3. Not that I can tell
4. Like gift?
5. I don't know what this means
6. We're alive.
7. Maybe
8. If they're lying then why are we here?
9. I have a pretty high natural body temperature
10. See how many people I could carry out of it
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you're joining castiel-san and i. pick a day.
[castiel hasn't even said yes to movie night yet, but this does not deter dazai, alright. he cannot be stopped in this endeavor. watch him bring poptarts and insist they are sandwiches. hashtag radical sandwich anarchy.
...Meanwhile, he's mentally noting down this guy's reactions to #8 and #10. This is a more simple-minded sort of person, clearly, which mind wind up being a liability down the line, but could also be incredibly useful if things are framed in the right way for him. An ace to keep up his sleeve, if nothing else.]
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Tuesday?
[Chu Wenshan will absolutely believe that poptarts are sandwiches. He is! The most simpleminded!!]
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UN: @brainsnatcher | text
1. never tried
2. bread, stuff, bread
3. too soon to tell.... been curious abt that
4. the way its written????
5. boombox for sure
6. ....ummm...... someone i know.. i know cuz i saw his body
7. DUH
8. thats hard... i hope its not true.. but cuz its hard to verify it seems like thatd be a good way to mass manipulate ppl. but on the other hand its wild we're all here when we got angels n stuff runnin around so its possible ): i hope theres any savin em if its true tho
9. not enough data LOL... so. me
10. ......uh...too embarrassin to say
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[Is he answering the implied question this time because this person answered his first? Absolutely. Is he doing it publicly specifically to be petty about it? 100%. Suck it, DarkPriest ♥]
1. hmmmm, never thought about it, or refuse on principle?
[answer carefully, or dazai will press gang you into pineapple-on-pizza movie night as well.]
2. what if the container of the stuff isn't bread? If you put ice cream between two cookies, what have you made?
3. me too! if you discover anything interesting, let me know, hmm? i'll do the same~
4. that's the trouble with english though, isn't it? you can never truly rely on how something is spelled. for instance you need to use an entirely different sound to describe a gray garden goose than a generous gentle giant, despite the fact that all of those words use the same leading consonant. so it begs the question which one was intended for gif!
[He doesn't comment directly on the next few, but regarding #6 specifically? Rest assured, Dazai will remember this.]
8. it does seem like a convenient way to manipulate people, doesn't it?especially when all you need to ensure compliance is fear of a hypothetical that might not even exist.
or perhaps they want to see who would be defiant even in the face of such compelling reason to comply, mmm? food for thought!
10. oho? now you've gone and done it. everyone who sees this is going to start imagining wild and salacious things! i'm sure it can't be thaaaaat bad~
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1. i aint rly seen that where im from, thats all! id try it!
2. OH …DAMN!!! that’s a good point….. thats definitely a sandwich….. but isnt a cookie still a sorta bread product??? kinda?
4. well. english is my worst subject lol…
8. ooooh maybe! lol maybe we’re just a bunch of bugs in a jar to em and theres no consequence neither which way an theyre just havin fun
10. LET EM!! it is that bad. and anyway people imaginin wild […and whatever that other thing Dazai said] things is watcha want, aint it? great for gossip
un: 010310 | text
2. I can't.
3. Yes.
4. Gee-Eye-Eff.
5. [ considering ivan has no knowledge of this american film classic, he parses this one the best he can. ] I'm "actually" in love, but I don't know if I would do that. That's a little too entertainer-like, I think it might go over badly.
6. I'm dead for real, as far as I know.
7. So long as it's guaranteed.
8. I don't know.
9. Till.
10. My world has been gone for a long time, now. I'd like to focus on my universe, instead.
[ the reply itself comes at about 5:45AM. some of these are answered genuinely, some are not! ]
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alright then, you're coming to movie and pizza night as well. what's your name?
[This is important. He cannot let his shitposts go lacking in context for so many people. It's unacceptable.]
i do have a couple followup questions, though.
how did you die? and what do you mean your world has been gone a long time?
voice, un: qqqqq
voice;
You too? That's practically the majority of you in here, now! I really will have to get a lot of pizza from the Qwik Stop, it seems.
[Good thing everything's free!!! Not that he wouldn't have found a way to weasel out of paying for it all if it wasn't.]
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I'm struggling with "gif", boombox, and "love actually."
[ He pronounces gif with a hard G. ]
apparently i wrote half this tag and never sent it rip
v understandable, it happens to me often 😔
the struggle is so real
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un: ashen
[ Come now, we can do better!
Though it's a jest. Half one, at least. ]
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hmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMM!!
tell you what, i'll make you a deal.
we'll play 2 truths and a lie with them, but here's the catch, you really do have to tell the truth for at least two out of every three. the game wouldn't be fair otherwise.
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But hmm... Hm! He plays his cards close to the chest, so... ]
That's a lot of information to toss out into this very public forum, don't you think? How about we reverse that: I'll give you two lies and a truth. More challenging to decide where the fact is, I'd say.
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text | un: mason
1. do you like pineapple on pizza?
- yes, I'm trash.
2. define 'sandwich'
- anything with bread and meat that isn't a hot dog.
3. has being here affected your powers in any way?
- no comment.
4. how do you pronounce gif?
- with a 'j'
5. would you confess your love with a boombox and cue cards like in love actually?
- I've never confessed my love to anyone but no, seems lame.
6. are you or anyone you know here dead in your own world? how can you be sure?
- I know someone is because I saw his dead body.
7. would you lick a doorknob in a public bathroom for a million dollars?
- sure, money first
8. do you truly believe our worlds are in danger, or that echo will save any of them?
- no comment
9. who's the hottest person in etraya?
- I am.
10. if your world was to be destroyed but you could spend one last day there, what would you do?
- it depends on if I got taken back in current day or somehow was able to go back in time.
sorry for the delay, i got stuck on some of these tags for a bit lkjsdfa
but if you're going to say you're the hottest person in etraya, i will be needing some supporting evidence! you have some competition with lois-chan and brainsnatcher-kun after all. i've heard that such things can be decided by wrestling in jello, for instance. i would be honored to preside over such a tournament, if you were to hold it. ♥
as for the last, assume you could tailor it to your ideal.
all good!
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