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[unaliveyourself]

goooood morning, etraya ♥

[does it even count as morning, the timestamp reads 4:27 am, what the fuck dazai.]

it's come to my attention that tatianna-san's last quest before the eggs was never actually completed! it seems like a shame to let all our hard work go to waste [those were some top-tier lies he came up with, alright, some of his best efforts!] so i was thinking it might be helpful to come up with a questionnaire to hit the ground running (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و

you can answer as many or few as you like, and remember: no pressure to be honest! we're aiming for gossip, after all~

1. do you like pineapple on pizza?

2. define 'sandwich'

3. has being here affected your powers in any way?

4. how do you pronounce gif?

5. would you confess your love with a boombox and cue cards like in love actually?

6. are you or anyone you know here dead in your own world? how can you be sure?

7. would you lick a doorknob in a public bathroom for a million dollars?

8. do you truly believe our worlds are in danger, or that echo will save any of them?

9. who's the hottest person in etraya?

10. if your world was to be destroyed but you could spend one last day there, what would you do?

Comments

[unaliveyourself]

i know three sentences is quite a lot to read early in the morning, but i did say i wasn't expecting honesty or answers to any more questions than you were willing to provide.

i might consider changing my mind if it's made worth my while, though~

[chtholic]

I see.

[unaliveyourself]

no? nothing? booooooring

[chtholic]

I am not so easily goaded into serving as your entertainment. I set my terms, you did not meet them. We are done here.

[unaliveyourself]

yeah, i can tell you're the real party-crashing type
at least one question i won't have to ask the answer to is if you get punched often, i suppose!

[dazai,,]

[chtholic]

I know this is your pitiful attempt at a joke, but not only is your humor abysmal, it also suffers from your ignorance. Only a fool would attempt to harm me for having no interest in entertaining the tedious, and they would get what they deserved for the idiotic attempt.

[unaliveyourself]

hahaha wow, darkpriest-san is very paranoid, huh?
all i said is that it sounds like you have a personality that gets you punched pretty often!
i guess it makes sense to be so suspicious of people, if that's the case

don't worry, i solemnly swear i have no ill-intentions toward you at this moment ♥

[chtholic]

You are of no concern to me, I was speaking broadly.

[unaliveyourself]

whatever helps you sleep at night, darkpriest-san~

[chtholic]

[Enki will leave it at that. He hopes to never run into Dazai in person, but that's the super lucky thing about text conversations: he has no idea what he looks like to avoid him! That is always the shape of Enki's luck...]