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etraya2025-01-03 07:54 am
unaliveyourself) wrote in etraya2025-01-03 07:54 am
text; un: appleaday
goooood morning, etraya ♥
[does it even count as morning, the timestamp reads 4:27 am, what the fuck dazai.]
it's come to my attention that tatianna-san's last quest before the eggs was never actually completed! it seems like a shame to let all our hard work go to waste [those were some top-tier lies he came up with, alright, some of his best efforts!] so i was thinking it might be helpful to come up with a questionnaire to hit the ground running (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و
you can answer as many or few as you like, and remember: no pressure to be honest! we're aiming for gossip, after all~
[does it even count as morning, the timestamp reads 4:27 am, what the fuck dazai.]
it's come to my attention that tatianna-san's last quest before the eggs was never actually completed! it seems like a shame to let all our hard work go to waste [those were some top-tier lies he came up with, alright, some of his best efforts!] so i was thinking it might be helpful to come up with a questionnaire to hit the ground running (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و
you can answer as many or few as you like, and remember: no pressure to be honest! we're aiming for gossip, after all~
1. do you like pineapple on pizza?
2. define 'sandwich'
3. has being here affected your powers in any way?
4. how do you pronounce gif?
5. would you confess your love with a boombox and cue cards like in love actually?
6. are you or anyone you know here dead in your own world? how can you be sure?
7. would you lick a doorknob in a public bathroom for a million dollars?
8. do you truly believe our worlds are in danger, or that echo will save any of them?
9. who's the hottest person in etraya?
10. if your world was to be destroyed but you could spend one last day there, what would you do?
UN: @brainsnatcher | text
1. never tried
2. bread, stuff, bread
3. too soon to tell.... been curious abt that
4. the way its written????
5. boombox for sure
6. ....ummm...... someone i know.. i know cuz i saw his body
7. DUH
8. thats hard... i hope its not true.. but cuz its hard to verify it seems like thatd be a good way to mass manipulate ppl. but on the other hand its wild we're all here when we got angels n stuff runnin around so its possible ): i hope theres any savin em if its true tho
9. not enough data LOL... so. me
10. ......uh...too embarrassin to say
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[Is he answering the implied question this time because this person answered his first? Absolutely. Is he doing it publicly specifically to be petty about it? 100%. Suck it, DarkPriest ♥]
1. hmmmm, never thought about it, or refuse on principle?
[answer carefully, or dazai will press gang you into pineapple-on-pizza movie night as well.]
2. what if the container of the stuff isn't bread? If you put ice cream between two cookies, what have you made?
3. me too! if you discover anything interesting, let me know, hmm? i'll do the same~
4. that's the trouble with english though, isn't it? you can never truly rely on how something is spelled. for instance you need to use an entirely different sound to describe a gray garden goose than a generous gentle giant, despite the fact that all of those words use the same leading consonant. so it begs the question which one was intended for gif!
[He doesn't comment directly on the next few, but regarding #6 specifically? Rest assured, Dazai will remember this.]
8. it does seem like a convenient way to manipulate people, doesn't it?especially when all you need to ensure compliance is fear of a hypothetical that might not even exist.
or perhaps they want to see who would be defiant even in the face of such compelling reason to comply, mmm? food for thought!
10. oho? now you've gone and done it. everyone who sees this is going to start imagining wild and salacious things! i'm sure it can't be thaaaaat bad~
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1. i aint rly seen that where im from, thats all! id try it!
2. OH …DAMN!!! that’s a good point….. thats definitely a sandwich….. but isnt a cookie still a sorta bread product??? kinda?
4. well. english is my worst subject lol…
8. ooooh maybe! lol maybe we’re just a bunch of bugs in a jar to em and theres no consequence neither which way an theyre just havin fun
10. LET EM!! it is that bad. and anyway people imaginin wild […and whatever that other thing Dazai said] things is watcha want, aint it? great for gossip