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[unaliveyourself]

goooood morning, etraya ♥

[does it even count as morning, the timestamp reads 4:27 am, what the fuck dazai.]

it's come to my attention that tatianna-san's last quest before the eggs was never actually completed! it seems like a shame to let all our hard work go to waste [those were some top-tier lies he came up with, alright, some of his best efforts!] so i was thinking it might be helpful to come up with a questionnaire to hit the ground running (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و

you can answer as many or few as you like, and remember: no pressure to be honest! we're aiming for gossip, after all~

1. do you like pineapple on pizza?

2. define 'sandwich'

3. has being here affected your powers in any way?

4. how do you pronounce gif?

5. would you confess your love with a boombox and cue cards like in love actually?

6. are you or anyone you know here dead in your own world? how can you be sure?

7. would you lick a doorknob in a public bathroom for a million dollars?

8. do you truly believe our worlds are in danger, or that echo will save any of them?

9. who's the hottest person in etraya?

10. if your world was to be destroyed but you could spend one last day there, what would you do?

Comments

sorry for the delay!

[unaliveyourself]

1. grilled pineapple sounds delicious, actually....now that i think of it, i wonder what would happen if i put the whole pizza on a grill...

2. don't forget the butter and eggs! a cookie without those would simply be tragic

5. i see, i see! a follow-up question, then. would you want your beloved here facing these trials wit you? truly?

6. that does tend to be the case for most! from what i can tell, you should probably be safe for the time being, at least, the individual in question has since left us. but there's no telling what the missions might bring, hm?

7. hmmm, a reasonable enough answer. i don't know, though, i think it would be exciting! like spreading out russian roulette over a few weeks.

8. are you familiar with pascal's wager? it argues that it's more practical to believe in God than not to, because one gains everything if God is and loses nothing if God is not. it sounds as though that might be the sort of calculation you've made, here. of course, i suppose there's plenty for us to lose if we are wrong, though!

9. oh wow, you really sent me one! i was just messing around, but confirmed. 11/10. ♥

10. i didn't realize echo could manifest buildings from our worlds as well. i really have learned a lot from this questionnaire!

no worries!

[metrop_lois]

1. I guess it would get pretty crisp? Come on over and we'll try it sometime. I'll even make you some grilled pineapple.

2. Don't you put butter and eggs in bread too? I've never made bread in my life. Now dumplings, those I've NEVER made by hand. Grocery store forever.

5. No. Now selfishly? Yes. I miss him after all and I'm only human. Realistically? No.

[Even if saving the earth and entire world is what Clark does constantly. She can take this one by herself.]

7. Okay one question here. Do you play a lot of russian routlette?

8. I guess that's pretty accurate. I mean I don't think of myself as nothing but in the grand scheme of my world? If it was in danger I'm not the one who could save it single-handedly. I'd still TRY but when it came down to it there's better people there who can. So me being here is sort of ... easy? Free? It's not costing my world anything to have me here trying anyhow.

[Because if anything is happening to it it needs Clark a whole hell of a lot more than it needs her. Of course she's not considering how much Clark might need her but that's beside the point. Kind of.]

9. Thank you. ♥

10. Apparently. I didn't know either until I walked up on it one day. Talk about a surprise!