text; un: appleaday

[unaliveyourself]

goooood morning, etraya ♥

[does it even count as morning, the timestamp reads 4:27 am, what the fuck dazai.]

it's come to my attention that tatianna-san's last quest before the eggs was never actually completed! it seems like a shame to let all our hard work go to waste [those were some top-tier lies he came up with, alright, some of his best efforts!] so i was thinking it might be helpful to come up with a questionnaire to hit the ground running (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و

you can answer as many or few as you like, and remember: no pressure to be honest! we're aiming for gossip, after all~

1. do you like pineapple on pizza?

2. define 'sandwich'

3. has being here affected your powers in any way?

4. how do you pronounce gif?

5. would you confess your love with a boombox and cue cards like in love actually?

6. are you or anyone you know here dead in your own world? how can you be sure?

7. would you lick a doorknob in a public bathroom for a million dollars?

8. do you truly believe our worlds are in danger, or that echo will save any of them?

9. who's the hottest person in etraya?

10. if your world was to be destroyed but you could spend one last day there, what would you do?

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[unaliveyourself]

castiel-saaaaan
it's going to be very inconvenient if i have to point it out every time i'm making a joke
/j is so tacky and inelegant, i would really hate it!

at any rate, i wouldn't be so sure
the endless debates about pineapple on pizza have undoubtedly taken your lord's name in vain on many occasions

and as for the movie, it's "love actually", actually!
a classic american holiday film
we are watching it, with pizza
you can invite along dean if you like (,, ･∀･)ﾉ゛

[messenger]

What does /j mean

[ he's going to make this as difficult as possible. he might even be doing it on purpose. you never know. ]

I called Him a son of a bitch, so I don't think I can judge your species for your language-based indiscretions any longer

Ah, I see
I'll ask him
When are we going to watch it?

[unaliveyourself]

[There is a beat, before Dazai laughs, on his end.]

i think you might be messing with me, castiel-san
i'm impressed! i didn't think you had it in you

that sounds like it must have been a sight to see, though
it's hard to imagine an angel swearing!

[Dazai, who rarely swears himself: may or may not already be plotting to see if he can get Castiel to do it more, because it sounds funny.]

tuesday!
some others will be coming as well. i can't have so many of you lacking context for my references, after all, it'd ruin my whole rogueishly charming vibe.