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[ascarylady]

Please tell me there's a pet store or anything like that in this stupid place.

I need a cage.

Or at least a muzzle for something with way too many damn teeth.

[ Surprise! Sevika did manage to hatch the egg she was handed. Less surprise, what hatched has a mean streak. ]

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[ascarylady]

That would make you like it better.

Look, I'll figure out what it likes. If it calms down after that, you'll probably be safe.

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[zauneyete]

Perhaps you should consider your words more carefully. Leaders should know better than to miss the nerve they're striking for.

Oh, unless you weren't aiming for Sevika.

Perhaps you should try being more direct, if you're so starved to start another argument you have to run away from.

[ascarylady]

You could also just not talk to me. Amazing how that works.

[ Vander really can't help himself, though, can he? ]

Made of love. Are you joking? Pretty sure the only thing this one is made of is spite.

not a text message just a vibe

[ascarylady]

[ Oh great, heeere we go. ]

[zauneyete]

So you're going to keep it?

[ Text doesn't convey tone, but he sure is thinking: just toss it out ]

[messenger]

There are about... seventeen islands. The apartments aren't quite at the center. They're slightly to the east, and the island group is vaguely rectangular in shape.

[ that number changes depending on how exactly you define "island", but... approximately. ]

[cantilevers]

If that's what you want.

[It's all boomer energy over here. He can't help himself; this tech is so new and shiny to him.]

Maybe you hatched a mutation?

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[chtholic]

Are you really so easily troubled by beasts?

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[cantilevers]

[Hold on a second. How did Silco know what he had typed? Imagine that, Vander learned an important lesson today about technology. This was like a public message board for written missives but digital! Amazing!

Silco messaging him here. Not amazing.]

You're too kind calling me a leader these days. I hung up that hat some years back to raise a family.

Are you upset with me? I can't imagine why.

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[zauneyete]

Playing at dimwitted doesn't suit you, Vander.

[ also insulting to him!!?? ]

If you're going to insult me through Sevika, at least have the decency to do it directly.

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[cantilevers]

What does suit me then?

[He was playing this carefully, now aware of just how public it was Thanks for the lesson, slugger.]

You're mistaken. She and I were having a casual conversation. Eavesdropping now?

[ascarylady]

Less troubled and more unwilling to lose my one remaining hand to one.

[ascarylady]

So real big. Got it.

It would take just as long to get there with the robots, wouldn't it?

[ascarylady]

Guess I could toss it out into the hallway. Who knows where it'd end up then?

[ascarylady]

Must be. This thing is definitely better suited for Zaun than in some pampered Piltover house.

[chtholic]

I see. So the cloak was not simply an aesthetic choice.

If the creature is such a threat, why not dispose of it? Or have you forged a bond against all better judgment?

[cantilevers]

They're established all across Runeterra. A group of them is called a fluft.

[ascarylady]

More or less, yeah.

Not sure yet. If hatching the egg was one of this place's ridiculous tests, wouldn't putting it down cancel out the fact that I managed to hatch it in the first place?

[ascarylady]

A fluft.

[ Is he serious? ]

[messenger]

They would be able to give you exact directions, at least.

[cantilevers]

Considered yourself informed as a new poro owner.

[ascarylady]

I'm going to hate this.

[cantilevers]

Probably.

[chtholic]

True enough. There is no telling the expectations of this place. What has come from the eggs have been odd as it is, perhaps enduring what has come forth is what they want.

[banworthy]

Kindly?

Cute name.

And what's the SV stand for?