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[ascarylady]

Please tell me there's a pet store or anything like that in this stupid place.

I need a cage.

Or at least a muzzle for something with way too many damn teeth.

[ Surprise! Sevika did manage to hatch the egg she was handed. Less surprise, what hatched has a mean streak. ]

Comments

[cantilevers]

Huh, I guess I should be nicer to you, shouldn't I?

[Sorry, he was still a little salty about the cannery incident.]

They're magical creatures, though apparently said to be made of love. I guess yours loves biting.

[ascarylady]

You could also just not talk to me. Amazing how that works.

[ Vander really can't help himself, though, can he? ]

Made of love. Are you joking? Pretty sure the only thing this one is made of is spite.

[cantilevers]

If that's what you want.

[It's all boomer energy over here. He can't help himself; this tech is so new and shiny to him.]

Maybe you hatched a mutation?

[ascarylady]

Must be. This thing is definitely better suited for Zaun than in some pampered Piltover house.

[cantilevers]

They're established all across Runeterra. A group of them is called a fluft.

[ascarylady]

A fluft.

[ Is he serious? ]

[cantilevers]

Considered yourself informed as a new poro owner.

[ascarylady]

I'm going to hate this.

[cantilevers]

Probably.

[ascarylady]

Definitely.