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[ascarylady]

Please tell me there's a pet store or anything like that in this stupid place.

I need a cage.

Or at least a muzzle for something with way too many damn teeth.

[ Surprise! Sevika did manage to hatch the egg she was handed. Less surprise, what hatched has a mean streak. ]

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[hexcope]

You have a lot of preferences about me, don't you?

[...Okay he needs this conversation to go back to normal now.]

And yours was a poro?

[ascarylady]

Hey, you started it, not me.

[ Blame yourself, golden boy. ]

Unfortunately, yes. A poro.

[hexcope]

I'm sure someone else would take it off your hands.

[ascarylady]

No. I'm not making my problem someone else's.

[hexcope]

You know it needs food, right? And water? And you should probably brush it at least twice a week.

[ascarylady]

There's a bowl of water in the stove with it.

[ She isn't needlessly cruel, holy shit. ]

The brushing isn't happening until it stops trying to eat my fingers.

[hexcope]

Please take it out of the stove.

[ascarylady]

Being able to take it out of the stove is the entire point of this post, Talis.

[hexcope]

[SIGH.]

I'll make a cage.

[ascarylady]

I'm not sure that'd be any safer.

[ THINKING ABOUT HIS IDEA OF "MINING TOOLS" AND ALL. ]

[hexcope]

You asked for one!

[ascarylady]

I'll consider it if the other offer falls through. Someone has an old dog crate that could work.

[hexcope]

Probably the better option.

[And then he sees who it is.]

Have fun with that one.

[ascarylady]

What? Is someone other than me picking on you?

[hexcope]

No.

[He lies, lyingly.]

[ascarylady]

If you say so.

[ Nah, she bets that's it. ]