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[ascarylady]

Please tell me there's a pet store or anything like that in this stupid place.

I need a cage.

Or at least a muzzle for something with way too many damn teeth.

[ Surprise! Sevika did manage to hatch the egg she was handed. Less surprise, what hatched has a mean streak. ]

Comments

[messenger]

Let me put it into some context: I've visited the core of this planet and suffered no ill effect.

[ascarylady]

And at the core is what exactly?

[messenger]

Superheated solid iron at approximately 3 million atmospheric units of pressure.

[ascarylady]

How do you even VISIT something like that?

[messenger]

I can move through solid matter, and I'm not constrained by gravity.

[ascarylady]

You high?

[ This is a joke, right? This man right here is on drugs. ]

[messenger]

No.

[ he is currently firmly situated on the ground. ]

[ascarylady]

[ she can't even go oh my god she doesn't have a god ]

Right. Fine. You can't be killed and can visit the planet's center. Got it.

[messenger]

You should be careful. There are a number of supernatural creatures here, aside from me, and not all will be as friendly.

[ascarylady]

Friendly is a stretch for you, but sure. I'll keep that in mind.

[messenger]

I'm perfectly reasonable with people who don't call me names.

[ascarylady]

Yeah, yeah. Guess that's true for everyone.