un: ragnvaldr | video

[devowr]

[A pretty man with red hair and a thick grey fur shawl around his shoulders appears, seeming hesitant for a moment. He understands that this is how it works, having seen it before. Still. It’s new to him. ]

Good evening. [For those who speak English or its interdimensional equivalents will hear a thick Scandinavian accent. His voice is clear and confident, and he offers a warm smile to the camera.]

Though the snow and creature-rearing has kept us busy and indoors these past weeks, there is no reason we cannot get to know one another. Afterall, must we wait until spring to match-make? So much idle time, so much plentiful food… I think we should all become better acquainted.

My name is Ragnvaldr, the qualities that make me a good husband include hunting, fishing, wood-chopping, and leather making. Also, I am literate.

Comments

UN: SV; voice

[ascarylady]

[ Nah, dawg, she isn't offering the guy looking for a wife video in return. This is ridiculous, and all these men need to stop encouraging the guy. ]

No one wants to marry you. We're supposedly here to save our worlds from fucking non-existence, and I'm pretty sure us womenfolk are more concerned with that than getting hitched to some random man.

[ Oh, the sarcasm. It's the sole reason she opted for voice and not just more text. ]

video;

[devowr]

Ah. [Oh look, a woman finally. But it seems a little doomed from the jump.]

You speak for the group, then? …I meant no offense. I am new, and an outsider besides. There is no obligation, and I would certainly hope that by the time I marry, I’m not considered a random man to her. This is not a pillaging, or what have you.

voice;

[ascarylady]

[ Yes! Finally, a woman. Alas, it's Sevika, and she's nearly always mean. ]

Can't say I do, but I'm sure I'm getting the overall feeling right. I know I'm not the only lady here, yet I sure don't see any others chatting you up.

[devowr]

[Thankfully he’s rarely daunted by mean. He keeps company with some of the most unpleasant bitches anyone has ever met. ]

I see… Well, I have already learned much about the inhabitants here. You may not be the only lady, but you are indeed perhaps one of ten. I would think they would be stressed by the attention, but most of the men here seem not to care for them in that sense.

Perhaps they are likewise uninterested in the opposite sex.

…Are you…?

[ascarylady]

[ Yeahhhh, she's met Enki. He has her condolences. ]

Most of the men here. Really.

[ For real? All these dudes be gay? Damn. That leads to a very good question about the other women. If that's the case, this guy has no chance, even from Sevika. ]

Am I...? [ Ugh. ] Let's just say for women? All they have to do is be hot. For men? They'd better impress me. Too many of you are complete dumbasses.

cw: vaguely talking about sex, not detailed.

[devowr]

…There really ought to be some information gathered from this. Surely there must be something important to be gleaned from this.

[He only looks like a classic dumbass barbarian. He’s actually rather well read and insightful.]

…Men can be troublesome, this much is true. When the others asked me what sort of woman I was looking for, well. Perhaps we are somewhat alike. I like a great many sort of woman.

I am, perhaps, indifferent towards men? I will bed them without complaint.

cw: vaguely talking about sex, not detailed.

[ascarylady]

Like what? That it's a scheme by Aurora to make sure we all ignore each other?

[ That'd be kind of funny, actually.

And, honestly, the dumbassness has less to do with his looks and more to do with a general assumption about guys. Going with video at least earns him about, what? One point? Because he's bold enough to put his face out there when absurdly announcing he's looking for a wife. ]

But sure. Guess indifferent's as good a word for it as any, so, yeah, we're alike.