un: finaltara | text

[spinoff]

sup, new girl here

spare me the usual bs, i want to know something

we're supposed to be trying to curry favor with...something...or other to save our universes right?

what have YOU done so far? i need examples, because if i'm doing this, i gotta know just how utterly fucked i am

also also, where can a red blooded american girl find some firepower? asking for a friend

[ what a nice, not problematic at all post ]

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[seenitall]

knives'd probably be easier to get here

do you know how to use either?

[spinoff]

figures

i know where to stick them and where to aim them, and so far i haven't hurt myself

[seenitall]

well, that's comforting.

what're you planning to do with a knife?

[spinoff]

hopefully? nothing

but i'll stick it wherever it needs to be stuck if forced

[seenitall]

so not planning to go on a stabbing spree?

[spinoff]

fuck no

purely defensive stabbing

i will even be walking backwards

[seenitall]

not sure that'll help but do what makes you comfortable

kitchen knives are some of the easiest to get. you can nick them from the hospital.

[spinoff]

actual knives or plastic ones?

[seenitall]

actual knives

someone's gotta cook with something for the cafeteria