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[spinoff]

sup, new girl here

spare me the usual bs, i want to know something

we're supposed to be trying to curry favor with...something...or other to save our universes right?

what have YOU done so far? i need examples, because if i'm doing this, i gotta know just how utterly fucked i am

also also, where can a red blooded american girl find some firepower? asking for a friend

[ what a nice, not problematic at all post ]

Comments

[ontologically]

I'm not optimistic. It doesn't seem like anyone's been here for much longer than a month.

Basically, yeah. Certain injuries are easier than others. Not necessarily the ones you would expect, though.

[spinoff]

oh, so we're basically the first to the party, yay

so have you like, a medical degree? because bodies are complicated, to say the least

[ontologically]

Seems that way, yeah.

I don't really need a medical degree. But I am an "honorary doctor." I had to take the hipocratic oath and everything.

I gain complete awareness of a patient's body whenever I touch them.