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[spinoff]

sup, new girl here

spare me the usual bs, i want to know something

we're supposed to be trying to curry favor with...something...or other to save our universes right?

what have YOU done so far? i need examples, because if i'm doing this, i gotta know just how utterly fucked i am

also also, where can a red blooded american girl find some firepower? asking for a friend

[ what a nice, not problematic at all post ]

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[spinoff]

Is it someone's lion? Or is it just. There.

For sure. But honestly, it's a cage, so long we can keep it closed we can use it if we need somewhere safe.

As safe as it can be, of course.