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Is anyone going to explain who the hell dropped in Xavier's Institute but forgot to bring along - what, literally any mutant?

( most people might start with a hello. julian just starts with a finger pointing back at the manor off behind him. )

Or, fine, anyone but Jean. ( because he's only half counting her as is. )

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I wouldn't know, hence why I asked. The only 'god-like' being I met was immortal and was a purveyor of a brothel. Sure, so when that happens, check for me in the appendix section. I'll be flatlined there.

[Dad joke.]

Ha ha

( very funny. so funny he typed out a laugh. )

Just because I can pull down buildings, doesn't mean I want to or would
See, there's this thing called self-control and understanding what's appropriate in specific situations

So what do you do for fun if demolitions is out?

Basketball
Baseball
Soccer
Video games

We should have a game of your choice someday.

so I can kick your ass?
sure
you bring a team, I'll bring mine

You did type that anything I can do that you can do better, so yeah. Oh, I don't have a team. Would you be fine with one-on-one for maximum trouncing and lording over me?

[He's been setting this up since mid-point of the whole conversation. You're welcome.]

There's enough boring old people around here, I'm sure you could put together a team if you really wanted to

and none of those are even mildly fair to you if I'm playing with powers and we're going one on one
We'll go no powers*, physical sport of your choice

*No powers ASIDE from my prosthetics

And how many boring old people are willing to get trounced by a pack of teens that you know? That's funny that you think I'm doing this because I expect any kind of fairness. Do you worst, kiddo. You have a list of four sports; pick one and I'll come for the participation award.

I play table-top tennis by myself just to keep my reflexes up
You'll bore me if we play one on one with everything we've got, dude

Soccer

You're nothing if exceptionally impressive the more we talk, kid. Nothing I can do about your attention span. You can back out, but if you do, I automatically win. Sounds fun. You can teach me what that is.

You're asking for a lot
but fine

We've got a field out here, let me know whenever you feel like getting humiliated
Ignore the moping bird kid, he's fine