UN: LethalProtector | video

[decodex]

Yeah, wow, I really don’t think anyone is learning anything here… like, school-wise. ( they say you don’t notices the pitfalls of parenthood until you have inter-dimensional alien children of your own… )

I mean, we should fix that, right? We can’t let people stagnate while they’re here. They should be learning stuff between, you know— train espionage.

( this place is so goddamn weird!!! )

So— can anyone teach chemistry?

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[decodex]

Think we should start with economics instead?

[cactusy]

How about weaponry, hand-to-hand, disarming bombs.

[... Paaaaaause.]

Okay, yeah, train espionage.

[decodex]

I… also think those sorts of things could come in handy.

( let the record show that eddie is NOT a pacifist. )

Bomb class seems a little niche, though.

[cactusy]

I'd teach bomb class; I've done it before.

[decodex]

Yeah?

( ... )

Welcome to the team.

[cactusy]

Hold up, you're not even gonna ask if I was any good?

[decodex]

If you weren't, you probably wouldn't be here right now.

[cactusy]

That's a dangerous assumption.

I've only taught special forces soldiers. I might make a civvie cry.

[decodex]

Could you maybe try not to..?

Crying is something of a deterrent when it comes to the education system.

[cactusy]

I can try. No promises that I'll succeed. Best-laid plans, you know.