un: @cid text; with a photo

[levindicated]

[There’s just an image at first, without preamble or explanation. ]



Anyone know who this fucking kid is?

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[levindicated]

[Interesting. Someone naming him a friend is a first, certainly.]

He’s your friend, huh? What’s your secret?

[shoplifter]

He likes me even though I can be dangerous.
He doesn't care about what I am, he just keeps snacks I like in the kitchen. :) Mi mejor amigo

My secrets are confidential, though.

UN: Red Robin

[mostdangerousbird]

if you're going to tell people you have secrets, you should use a different username.

[shoplifter]

I only keep secrets about how to be friends with Robin.

Everything else about me, people seem to learn eventually.
Especially when fighting happens.

[mostdangerousbird]

On behalf of the Robins, thank you for your silence.

Especially when it comes to fighting? I know there's more to you than that, but don't give it all away where Cidolfus can see, if he's after your buddy Robin.

[levindicated]

[Cidolfus? What was up with this… Children’s gang. Orphan gangs always got weird, didn’t they. ]

[shoplifter]

Cidolfus doesn't worry me
I don't think he worries Robin either. :P
He's silly. He drinks beers on a trolley.

[sorry cid, children are the worst]

[mostdangerousbird]

Sounds like a good way to fall OFF the trolley.

[shoplifter]

See? It sounds like Robin was just trying to look out for his wellbeing.
What a nice bird boy.

[Laura is more than happy to be a goofy goober about this.]

[mostdangerousbird]

Bird boys are always nice. Bad vibes stunt feather growth.

[brat]

Is that why you're so small?

[mostdangerousbird]

You're really going to let me have the bad boy title?

[brat]

No.
Just the bad vibes one.

[mostdangerousbird]

Yeah yeah. Yuk it up, birdbrain.

[levindicated]

Well- I just meant the secret to getting him to be friendly. Why’s that such a big deal?

[How many of the people here are children? He knew that Ororo was keeping after a few, but he didn’t meet them so much as get scolded by her for spiking the punch at the pool party. ]

[shoplifter]

Because Robins are very private people.
You will just have to try different methods yourself, and see what happens.

... There IS only one thing I can tell you that Robin will agree is the best way to start.

[levindicated]

Oh yeah? Now what’s that?

[shoplifter]

Do not be an idiot

If he called you one already, it may be too late for you

un: robin

[brat]

It's far too late for him.

[shoplifter]

Robin, I have a suggestion.
My dictionary also says it is a proposition.

[She's been trying to learn more elaborate words.]

[brat]

Is your proposition to hogtie him to the outside of the trolley?

[shoplifter]

No, I would like to

[One second, she's looking through a list of synonyms.]

put into consideration: a one-time Laura Pass.
I can give it to a person only once, and it will give them one chance to prove they are not an idiot.

[A business woman!!!!]

[brat]

( usually he'd ignore such a childish way of handling something like this. not only was the man an idiot on the trolley, he's now put up a picture of robin asking after him. that's two strikes for being a massive idiot. and her proposition has been put up in a public forum, where anyone can read it.

however, this is laura. and so - )

I'll allow it.

[shoplifter]

[Perfect.]

I will find and give Cid one pass. You will know it if you see it.

And if he ruins his second chance, that is his own fault.

[levindicated]

[… Alright. He’d have to be alert about this. Turns out this sour boy was well connected in the children’s gang. Or whatever it was. ]