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[badlydisarmed]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Hello Etraya, a few of the newest arrivals are originally from wherever we told you we're from, but before coming here we were in Etraya's sister city, Solmara. Solmara has overthrown their AI and is ruled by a woman named Alrys. She sent us here on a recon mission to steal supplies, and while some of us were considering it, upon arrival we decided not to.

I can't speak for the others, but I know for a fact if Alrys got wind of what this place is like, she'd start a war. I'm not interested, not because I'm kind and noble (I'm not) but because making two whole cities miserable would be stupid.

Aurora has been informed of everything, but in the interest of transparency I'm letting the rest of you know too.

We will be answering questions but only if they're not stupid and you're super nice about it. Keep in mind we're probably gonna get tortured then killed then tortured again for snitching. 😃❤️🥳👍🚀🦈

PS: Any magical healers out there?

(The PS is not included on the things we will be answering questions about)

Comments

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

I don’t OWN him. He’s his own person.

[imperatour]

His programming made him attack someone and steal his gun.

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Yeah? Well that was Alrys’ doing. And he’s free of that bullshit now.

He’s not gonna hurt anyone.

[imperatour]

And what's stopping the same thing from happening again?

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Obviously we deal with Alrys.

Problem solved, yeah?

[imperatour]

And after that.
Same thing happens again.
History repeats.

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

I’m not going to let something like that happen to him ever again.

[imperatour]

And we're just supposed to trust you on that?

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

And I’m just supposed to trust your Catdog not to shoot me with his gun after I give it back? Not to shoot Connor?

Look. Don’t think I’m gonna be able to do any convincing here. With you. With anyone. And I don’t blame you.

It just is what it is. But I’m gonna take care of Connor. You take care of your... whatever.

Your human.

[Is Catdog human??? Hank assumes.]